DEFENDER'S RAP

• You wanna battle, DiamonD-D3Z? I’ll do what the rulebook says and crack open your head like a can of pez
• You scoured the land like Hernan Cortez for a worthy opponent who could “beat the best”, so I’m gon’ tenderize this beef and leave you pressed
• With a pen I’m fast as Suarez. You won’t harm a hair on my head. You a tortoise
• Or should I say tourist, cause it’s clear you been sightseeing and wanna take a whiff of the air I’m breathing
• Sword unsheathing, you know it’s from the spirit. It comes in handy when seethin’ demons be screamin’
• You’ll never be who I’m bein’, so better start fleeing. One swish of the scepter'll leave unholy bleedin’
• You ain’t got a title, so how you deedin’? The only right you have to me is the right to remain silent
• You talk violent, but you from the southeastern part of Canada, the land of the nicest
• You’re a Pisces and I’m a Taurus. When I charge with my horns you won’t be able to af”ford” the price of a medical bill
• America’s price hikes aren’t a thrill, but our accessibility ranks higher than yours ever will. That six hour wait time’ll have you starin’ out the windowsill
• And once they’re done they’ll push you down a hill like Mr. Krabs when he went into a coma due to lack of a mattress filled with bills
• In other words, you’ll remain ill while I stay the sickest
• Rap game’s survival of the fittest tryna be the biggest. A price to pay with each written, no traffic ticket
• When I add the digits I don’t act prolific unlike today’s mumble rappers who be speakin’ in hieroglyphics
• I’ll never sell my soul to reach fame, so I don’t mind the distance it takes to sit at their table
• When all’s said and done I’ll be on the positive end of the fable while they feast on genetically modified meat that we know is toxic without reading the label
• You can’t connect, you’re out of cable. Doc saw black and white dots on the X-ray
• Asked if you could go back to work, he swayed five fingers and said “nay”
• If I can’t make money it’s a sad day, like Lil Uzi Vert said in 2020, I wouldn’t want it “that way”
• So luckily I’m not you having to sit at home and record tracks and act paid
• Sift through the ashes of your crown of dust, nothing tangible remains of your reign
• I’m Abel and you’re Cain. I’ll steal your birthright with one proclamation of the Lord’s name
• I ain’t been ordained, but I profess and proclaim that you put materialism ahead of friends for monetary gain
• So if I say your diamonds fake and the shine’s waned, am I backstabbing a brother, or predicting your fate?
• Ima wrestle you on a platform over a lake and throw you in just to show that I’m superior
• You’re inferior, character like a poorly designed interior. When I’m in the plot nobody predicts my next move, I’m that eerier
• I’m made of brick, no three little pigs. Hit me with a stick and it’s bound to break away like straw when bounced upon my exterior
• You came to diss? My motive is ulterior. I’m here to water down your substance until your ducts open and the room gets tearier
• No apologies when I’m done, or appologizes, whatever floats your boat
• I cut throats like a savage, might as well live on an island remote
• I’m a header, you’re a footnote. You shot yourself in yours when you took this challenge. My greatness you misquote
• It's time to expel ya without votes, my friend. Your luck on this island has reached the end of the rope