Battles  NdotAIMLESS vs FuckFakeFriends

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CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • I enter the sentence relentless and mend it
  • When you "rap" everybody understanding english is offended
  • Even foreigners swore your' verse was horrible at best
  • And executable at worst,
  • There's no disputing I'm a beast, Got bazookas in my teeth
  • I eat MC's like Texan people eat beef
  • Like Texan people eat xanax, could't stop my flow with tampax
  • In the syntax, You're like Sinbad, didn't get laughs
  • When you spit raps, people hit pass
  • And are pissed that they can never get that time back
  • Where's our reparations?
  • Homie I'm desecrating expectations directly
  • You're just hoping this ends soon
  • You're probably waiting on the next erection
  • Don't need a recount, to know you lost this election
  • You're Al gore, in this bitch, and I'm the Man-bear-pig in question
  • Check it, reckin sentence segments like a vandal with a vengeance
  • You still paying back the loan on the enima you rented
  • I invented battle rapping, back when asswholes wrote the rapture
  • This is not a game, I brought the flame, there is no flag to capture
  • I'll be bragging after, you'll be sad and leaking matter
  • Like a ketamine bladder

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • It's my turn for the mic, so why don't you fuck off
  • I got the pen ready to write new lyrics
  • I'll be watching Mrs Brown's Boys all day long
  • But you'll be watching your dads dick, ready to be suck
  • You'll be imagining it's a banana., so don't deny it
  • the niggas are coming for sex, ready for blow jobs
  • But they might be looking for you to do it
  • I'm the master of the beat, you'll be off beat every time
  • I'll be rapping to the name own but you'll be rapping to your father
  • I'll be rapping to every beat but you'll be off beat
  • Of course, your the biggest GAY lord in the world
  • You can't deny it 'cause see everyone knows it
  • I'll be enjoying Las Vegas while you'll be enjoying dick bitch
  • I'll own your mum left, right and center all day long
  • You'll be the saddest once I'm finished out beating you
  • I'll be the king cobra, ready to strike
  • But that'll be on your mum off course, if you were wondering
  • Your mum is so perfect, I'll lick her out
  • I got lots of lyrics in my head ready to rap
  • I got billions of rhymes to describe you

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