Battles LNS vs JuicyJobaJaba
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Yo L.N.S., back with a new rap, pack up the bullcrap,
- I'm the best one here; anything can prove that. Let's start with a new rap,
- make it so it proves that, I'm gonna slater you one sheep, your next ima
- put a dagger in your head
- I might be insane, you're gonna feel pain, my brown knife rusting
- gonna penetrate it through your brain, watch you as you burst in flames
- with overwhelming pain
- You're gonna explode, reload my crossbow, hit it in the bullseye first try
- With both eyes closed, aim it at your forehead. Watch it crush the flesh
- and the bone. You better phone somebody because this is about to get real
- ima peal back my mask and show my rows of teeth, ima hit you so hard
- That your mom will bleed, ima hit you again so you can not scream
- Then you'll wake up thinking it was just all a dream, then you'll realize I was
- standing over you, watching you sleep, I'm the worst thing you can ever
- see in your nightmares and dreams
- ima a show up at your house with a hatchet, ima a stab it in your chest,
- and keep on bashing. I'm just kidding. You look like you just had a seizure,
- kinda like someone just stabbed you with a clever, I keep all my victims'
- heads in my freezer, but don't you dare cuse if you do, I've got a nice cold
- spot in my freezer just for you
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Late night overthinkin', no shut eye for me, my eyelids keep blinkin'
- Barely slept a wink in the last 48 hours, but I'd rather do that than turn to drinking
- Is this music biz for me? Should I create an account on Indeed? I'm 23 and still ain't found a girl yet, is there hope for a family?
- Time passes by with these things on my mind for what feels like an eternity, but if you ever need help with something, I'll still be the first one to show up at your door and say, "certainly!"
- Cause I know how it feels to be left on your knees praying for some type of saving. It feels like the days of your life are turnin’ pages
- At a rapid speed, it makes you want to sit and grieve, I would never want someone to feel as lonely as I felt in 2013
- Mom passed away and kids scoffed unaware of the pain I was in
- I'm glad I was never medicated for the way I felt, cause that's some cheap medicine
- Grades plummeted, daddy was thunderin'. Teachers trembled at the mere mention of him entering the schoolyard
- I feel bad cause he woulda never felt that way if I didn’t think academics were hard. He kept me on my toes, never off guard
- I wanted to make waves, but he watched over me like the coastguard
- He planted my roots but I struggled to grow, like stalks of Swiss chard
- He always wanted what was best for me, and for that I am grateful
- But now it’s time to start Kentucky Derby racing, this horse is leaving the stable
- I’m taking destiny into my own hands. I’m no downloadable copy, I’m the physical body
- Transmittin’ messages like walkie-talkies, encouraging peeps to use their two lips to speak out and not be wooden poppies
- You’re worth 10,000x the amount that you think, so why wait in the lobby? Your goals are the puck and your stick is the drive, so strap on your pads and play hockey
- There’s nothing wrong with being a homebody, but there comes a time when you gotta state your case as to why you belong in this game like a college essay, Mr. Peabody
- I never act godly, cause that would be “gaudy”. I get jeered at hotly for not having the traits the world wants me to embody
- And oddly enough they point in the direction of the naughty, so I’m helpin’ Santa convert names to the other list
- If I give their arms a twist and insist that they quit, then certainly it’ll help the cause, at least a little bit
- If you ask why I’m doing all this and call it “soft”, it’s cause I wanna see em’ in Heaven
- The Lord and sin cannot coexist