Battles Slickness23 vs JuicyJobaJaba
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Yo homie hold up,— is this shit for real,
- You came to my house,— interrupted my meal.
- Talking some shit,— like a pig u squeal,
- Bitch I’m a king,— shouldn't u kneel.
- Theres two mistakes, now you reaching for the third,
- And I may not own much, but I own my word.
- And you can keep spitting shit,— none of its heard,
- Cause I'm sizing you up,— and I see you scurd.
- So you did what I wanted, its what I preferred,
- You grab for your gun, I unloaded like a herd.
- Split both your eyes, visions all blurred,
- My sauce gonna thicken,— if it don’t get stirred.
- Im faster then your trigger, and tough as can be,
- Remember the words, by the great Ali.
- Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee.
- I’m bout to teach you a lesson kid,— first ones free.
- I’m swift like a monarch, got the buzz of a bumble,
- Another three piece, and your still in a fumble.
- Came wit a weapon, ended up in a rumble,
- The bones in your face, I can hear them crumble.
- Your teeth falling out,— now all you do is mumble,
- Your legs gettin weak,— now you starting to stumble.
- And I'm missing dinner,— so my stomach starts to grumble,
- So I go all out,— like a beast in the jungle.
- Out for the count,— this fool be sleeping,
- Hope he learned his lesson,— bout his weak ass creeping.
- And what can happen,— when you interrupt a man eating,
- I just realized,— what this fool was speaking.
- And I'm feeling bad, his face is straight leaking,
- An ass whooping, isn’t what he was seeking.
- Fuckin wit me, this fool must be tweaking,
- But never take a man, away from his duck— Peking.
- He was yapping bout this dude, who works at the store,
- That hustles dime bags, out the back door.
- And he felt he got played, wanted to settle the score,
- Thats why he was there, banging on my door.
- But he was lookin for 102,— I live at 104.—
- Dumb ass!!!!!!!!!
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Brodie wasn’t strapped so I hit em’ with a Molotov, now he’s got firearms
- I spit gas like NASCAR, real fast like a Jaguar, I’m going on a rally when I see that the checkered flag ain’t far
- Pushin’ metal against the asphalt, flingin’ up tar. To be the fastest growing lyricist in the galaxy I had to set the bar, now they call me a shooting star
- I got the game in clutch like a tsar, no lyin’ or I’ll give ya a scar, it’s time to address the elephants in the room, not talkin’ Babar
- They can’t train with me in their wildest dreams, cause I be taking things to the extreme, shovel coal in my engine and pour on the steam
- When I say steam I’m not talkin’ games you stream, but we can do this live if you pull up to the scene
- Make a movie with me on a screen that’s green, it would be a cinematic masterpiece
- A rivalry as iconic as the one between the Windy City and where they produce cheese
- Pinpoint precision like a tweeze, word to the guy in New Orleans, his name is Drew Brees
- Wok this way like the Chinese towards advanced heat that’ll leave your stomach’s churnin’, no Crohn’s Disease
- I cause conflicts like Damocles and the Catholic Diocese, question one another and you won’t know what to believe
- No buy one get one free, no half-off guarantee, when I’m in the picture, you always pay the full price for me
- I’ve sailed across 6 of the 7 seas, so there’s still an indenture, this rap game’s been an adventure
- Peradventure you find yourself in a pickle, I hope I can twist the lid off and be your avenger
- Enemies clenchin’ their dentures at the thought of having to deal with any of my members, we’re the ones they always remember
- I’m ready to drop new music this September. It doesn’t discriminate, it’s for all types and genders
- But I gotta apply myself, like relish on a fresh glizzy
- Get busy and work until the point where I feel tipsy, it’s like I slather bars in peanut butter the way I write em’ in a jiffy
- I came a long way from writing lines about little kitties and getting litty
- Now these polished bars are looking spiffy. When I first tried writing I was a year younger than Kalligraphy. Now I got the tuxedo on lookin’ drippy