DEFENDER'S RAP

• Sh-sh-sh-sh-shut the fuck up
• Writing stupid ass raps about knocking up sluts
• Man, who gives a fuck
• That rap was so boring
• You thought were balling
• That's the worst part, you thought you c-c-c-c-cooked
• No, we deliberately ignored you, you weren't overlooked
• The skill is lacking
• You're no good at rapping
• Go back to Amazon, grab a cardboard box and start packing
• There's no place for you in hip-hop
• So go on, get, chop chop