DEFENDER'S RAP

• Woke up late, missed three damn calls,
• My rent’s past due and I’m dodgin’ the walls.
• Fridge lookin’ sad, just a pickle and a lime,
• Still cookin’ bars like it’s gourmet time.
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• I rap like I’m rich but I shop at the thrift,
• Got Gucci dreams and a Walmart gift.
• My car won’t start, so I jog with pride,
• Neighbors yell “damn,” when I moonwalk by.
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• Got no plan, just vibes and delusion,
• My therapist said “this feels like confusion.”
• I ghosted my job, now I freelance stress,
• CEO of chaos, I don’t second guess.
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• I’m petty as hell, got receipts in a folder,
• Still roast haters like a microwave soldier.
• I’m broke, I’m bold, I’m weird and I’m loud,
• But I own every flaw like it’s part of my crown.
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• I’m a hot mess, stress in a hoodie,
• Talkin’ big sh*t while I eat cold pudding.
• Bills unpaid, but I flex like a boss,
• Got ketchup stains and I still drip sauce.
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• I’m a hot mess, loud and unfiltered,
• Mic in my hand and my ego just tilted.
• Life’s on fire but I dance through the wreck,
• Middle finger up with respect on my neck.
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• My phone cracked twice, still scrollin’ like a champ,
• Got 2% battery and a busted-ass lamp.
• I flirt like a meme, got no game at all,
• Still slid in her DMs like “yo, you tall?”
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• My drip’s so cursed, it got banned in Milan,
• Wore Crocs to a wedding, they said “move on.”
• I’m the glitch in the matrix, the bug in the code,
• Still spit bars like I’m in beast mode.
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• I’m a hot mess, stress in a hoodie,
• Talkin’ big sh*t while I eat cold pudding.
• Bills unpaid, but I flex like a boss,
• Got ketchup stains and I still drip sauce.
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• I’m a hot mess, loud and unfiltered,
• Mic in my hand and my ego just tilted.
• Life’s on fire but I dance through the wreck,
• Middle finger up with respect on my neck.
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• I’m the clown in the circus, the mess in the mix,
• Got dreams on layaway and jokes that stick.
• I’m the vibe you regret but still play on repeat,
• Like Taco Bell at midnight — weird but elite.
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• I’m a hot mess, stress in a hoodie,
• Talkin’ big sh*t while I eat cold pudding.
• Bills unpaid, but I flex like a boss,
• Got ketchup stains and I still drip sauce.
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• I’m a hot mess, loud and unfiltered,
• Mic in my hand and my ego just tilted.
• Life’s on fire but I dance through the wreck,
• Middle finger up with respect on my neck.