DEFENDER'S RAP

• o, I’m sittin’ on the throne, take a load off,
• Rollin’ up the green, yeah, I’m ready to take off.
• Puff, puff, pass, let the smoke fill the air,
• Got that mellow then i sart to vibe, man, I just don’t care.
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• Toilet paper roll, yeah, it’s my only friend,
• But the weed's kickin’ in, and I’m ready to ascend.
• Heart racing fast, like I’m on a cloud,
• In the bathroom chillin’, feelin’ real proud.
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• Chorus
• Taking a shit, but I’m feeling so high,
• Lifted from the seat, man, I’m ready to fly.
• No idea where I’m at, just a vibe in the sky,
• Got my head in the clouds, watch me soar, oh my!
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• Verse 2
• I’m floatin’ through the cosmos, stars in my sight,
• Toilet’s my spaceship, takin’ off into the night.
• Got galaxies spinnin’, colors flashin’ bright,
• Every puff I take, man, I’m feelin’ so right.
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• Gravity’s forgotten, I’m a bird on the breeze,
• No cares in the world, just a moment to seize.
• From the porcelain palace to the Milky Way,
• In my own little world, I’m just lost in the sway.
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• Chorus
• Taking a shit, but I’m feeling so high,
• Lifted from the seat, man, I’m ready to fly.
• No idea where I’m at, just a vibe in the sky,
• Got my head in the clouds, watch me soar, oh my!
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• Bridge
• Clouds beneath my feet, yeah, I’m dancing on air,
• With each little puff, I’m beyond all my cares.
• Toilet thoughts turn cosmic, ain’t no need to rush,
• Just chillin’ in the moment, lost in the hush.
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• Outro
• So next time you’re sittin’, just remember my tale,
• A little weed magic, and you’ll surely prevail.
• From the throne to the stars, you can make the trip,
• Just light it up, let go, and enjoy the flip!