DEFENDER'S RAP

• Since I was a young lad I received encouragement from my dad to carry on with this pen and pad
• Remembered as the kid in class who packed scads of raps in his bookbag, I wrote lines while others gossiped on the track
• I wanted no part of that, so I did it to let time pass. I never bragged, but if you asked me to freestyle for you, I’d be glad
• No garbage bags. I never spoke trash, but if anyone ever dissed my day 1’s, the lead would penetrate, leaving a little more than a rash
• Opposition tries to murder me, they get dashed out like the last 4 digits of social security
• At the infirmary you claimed you didn’t know why I snapped, that’s perjury, so enjoy this surgery
• Cause you need medical attention urgently, “these growing pains are hurting me!”, when the diagnosis comes in it’s gonna read in all caps: IMMATURITY
• Underdeveloped bars are your insecurity, you rap babies belong in nurseries
• The way you talk tough online and barricade yourself in cribs
• Are we legit? Please tell me this is a skit. Ima turn this “meet”ing to a cookout. We got more beef than a plate of ribs
• It’s finna get messy, so take a bib. When I barbecue and stuff you chickens, you’ll have no room in your mouth to spit, except for adlibs
• You tried to kick off a riot against me, but it was a squib. Your attempts came up halfway, so ima break the stick and hope you come up with the short end
• Acognito is a good friend. Him and I prove it’s possible to commend each other’s sentences and diss friendly, you don’t have to be resenting
• This argumentative tension’s been fermenting for far longer than we’ve all been consenting, so I say period, let’s end this run-on sentence