Battles Nick_Shady vs Kalligraphy
RULES
DXU Tournament Round 2
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Ayo, KG, boutta get smoked like reefer
- Like Jay-Z, and you know you boutta get Ethered
- Clear skies, no lies, all I do is speak the fuckin' truth
- Man, get out the fuckin' booth 'fore I knock out your fuckin' tooth
- Book it, you be lookin' over your shoulder 'case I'm snoopin'
- You know I'm that dog, these lines like meth and I'm cookin'
- I'll be for real, fuck yo house, fuck yo cars, fuck yo garden
- Fuck your persona, your yard, lawn, porch, it blows like Bin Laden
- I blew like Saddam and drop bombs like Kim Jong Un
- I'm bombin' your studio, your fellas I'm rockin'
- Boxin', leave they whole face smartin' and scarred and
- Leave they kids with no father and make they wives start hollerin'
- Macbeth, Macduff, this Macdumb and Macdumber
- You's a cocksucker, muhfucker, I give yo dad a rubber
- Tell him, "Cracker, next time, don't fuckin' forget this"
- Now check this, I don't sweat this, you won't forget this, I'm reckless
- You friendless, enemies in all the wrong places
- X-Factor, we bitch slappers who attack bitch rappers
- So next time you sittin' in yo crib, and wonderin'
- Why you just got dissed, it's 'cause you ain't fuckin' shit
- I see yo shit and I'm like Nas in '06
- Like, "When's the funeral for rap? No cap, oh shit"
- You could get renegaded by *psaW* with four lines
- None of which rhyme, get beat out by a landslide
- Problems with us, you an irrelevant fuck
- Like we think about you at all, unintelligent cunt
- We get smoke from all angles, you think you in our heads?
- He prolly wasn't even thinkin' 'bout you when he said
- Whatever bullshit that got you all pissed off
- But then you get on a song with no instrumental and it flops
- It's a tough pill to swallow, I'm sure, take some yellow, black
- Pills until it fades to black, and you never wake back
- Up, I put my gat to your skull
- Bust a cap in your hat, you forget who I was, bro?
- Let me remind you, motherfucker: I renegaded "Prepared to Cull"
- I made "Personal," I made "Pistol," I made "What U Know"
- You say you still killin', I'm still a villain, make an incision
- In shit, as in cut the crap you fat pig
- You get dissed once and make a whole song about it
- But that's my fuckin' camp, so now I gotta start shoutin'
- And a wrap it is not, a tie it will not end in
- But if rap is what you got, then it's your career I'm endin'
- Crappy faggy Kalligraphy, murder you gladly, I'm happy
- We ended up in the same bracket so just go ahead and attack me
- I live for the beef, and everything I just wrote
- I had planned to release a full fuckin' month ago
- But I debated with myself if it was worth puttin' you on the shelf
- With any enemy of me and Jeezy, see ye in hell
- These stories I tell make me the most glorious male
- Between the two of us, only one knows someone who did time in jail
- Matter fact, I know two, Jeezy and my father
- So quit tryna act tough you wack punk, you just a bother
- I wouldn't bite my tongue if I had a shock collar
- Yo dick small enough you need a fuckin' cock doctor
- Checked the top of this year and you ain't propped, shocker
- Bitch, you the type of kid to get shoved in a dark locker
- (I) ain't gangster, you ain't neither
- (Will) you admit that I spit Ether?
- (Not) be fuckin' defeated
- (Lose) like a hot dog, I'm the weiner
- (I) rip out your heart like Grayson
- (Will) you please get to erasin'
- (Not) my name but your whole presence
- (Lose) you will when this battle's ended
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Who ain’t read to get scraped up, yellow taped
- My shit is Mona Lisa paintings I ain’t sorry for the wait
- You far from the rapper, that’s disgrace to Shady
- You like Nick Jonas, another candy wrapper, baby
- It’s easily to see that me and you ain’t congruent
- Name a lyricist on here I ain’t influenced?
- This shit is 80x HD you painted in ADHD
- You thinking you smooth cuz X-Factor said it, crazy
- This that navy blue, hazy blueprints handcrafted by Jay Z, lady
- Now let me cap your head till it’s un-capped
- Unpack your syllables in your shunned raps
- I’ve been killing motherfuckers since Relapse
- Don’t think I’m not gonna detox your fake “street raps”
- TIL I break your knee caps and leave you beat and black
- I believe that these weak tracks you breathe are wack
- It’s like watching Shaq tryna make threes back to back
- I speak similes that translate to soliloquies
- You write simply because that’s all you got in your artillery
- Look at my art, you cannot mirror thee
- Only false reflections like a concave you see?
- All these raps spewed out in out in public view
- Are useless in the masses of the subject of truth
- My shits Cinderella slipper,the words fill my mouth
- And all I get are mimics playing funhouse
- Fools think they shady but project sunlight
- I absorb the knowledge of Nikki Tesla’s plight
- I take eye sights and collide with aircrafts in flight
- I’m the unsolved mysteries of the great pyramids
- Im Timbuktu times 2, Einstein and Blu
- My rhymes shine through any bitch-made ghoul
- Y you gonna try dump me in a bayou?
- O, you tryna make a leap across the lines too?
- U think you know it all, but have your shit ain’t true
- You ain’t pop no xans, you played with Rubik’s cube, dude