Battles  Maverick vs Tew-SLy

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Battle on July 13 2026

CHALLENGER'S RAP

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  • //Intro: "Unhand my Plasma Ray, wench! That's primordial ooooooze!"
  • //(0:08)
  • Imagine you're about to rest on a sandy beach
  • Vacay, got this week and the next off sabbatically;
  • You find a spot to stretch ya legs out relaxingly
  • Arms on knees to a relieved exhale done placidly
  • Extending to the granular texture ya hands can feel,
  • Seeing it cascade softly as you reflect, on mortality
  • Doesn't it remind you of time, in its endless devouring?
  • Slippin' through fingers, don't forget to recount the means;
  • It's the same carbon compound I shred down anatomies
  • And that is the very essence of how I'll end your fatality. (Ugh)
  • Call me sandman, you're getting slept by a karmic visitor
  • Picture-perfect smooth-criminal, overshot calligraphers
  • They airballed the lacework, I won Dončić's signature
  • Flow of convoys choppin' it up, balsamic vinegar
  • Cabbage talks livin' under an economic scimitar
  • Minding my business like a harmonic whistler
  • World's messy, find me pearl testing if your girl's besties,
  • ..with my platonic dick in her
  • She's makes me a dad thanks to my erotic literature (shrug)
  • Went so deep, I kidnapped that embryonic prisoner;
  • Wanna scrap for the scraps? I'm a chaotic wrestler,
  • My famous move is one hell of an atomic finisher,
  • I go "geechy-geechy-goo" and hit you with the Chronic Tickler.
  • That's word to my unborn mihos, oh thar she blows
  • In that gloryhole with horny goals for my torpedo,
  • Story goes — "Now I have a sore ego on The Maury Show" (fuck)
  • My newborn baby doesn't like the smell of dope
  • So I had to punish him, mouth filled with soap
  • I threw him in the trash, and took a pill to cope
  • I'm a good father, better than our silly popes
  • Bet you didn't know your daddy had a villain trope
  • Illegal connections made my poverty and wealth elope, Filthy Gropes™;
  • I sell fallopian tubes to felons hopin' to upsell 'em twilled for rope

DEFENDER'S RAP

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