Battles Maverick vs Tewsly
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- //Intro: "Unhand my Plasma Ray, wench! That's primordial ooooooze!"
- //(0:08)
- Imagine you're about to rest on a sandy beach
- Vacay, got this week and the next off sabbatically;
- You find a spot to stretch ya legs out relaxingly
- Arms on knees to a relieved exhale done placidly
- Extending to the granular texture ya hands can feel,
- Seeing it cascade softly as you reflect, on mortality
- Doesn't it remind you of time, in its endless devouring?
- Slippin' through fingers, don't forget to recount the means;
- It's the same carbon compound I shred down anatomies
- And that is the very essence of how I'll end your fatality. (Ugh)
- Call me sandman, you're getting slept by a karmic visitor
- Picture-perfect smooth-criminal, overshot calligraphers
- They airballed the lacework, I won Dončić's signature
- Flow of convoys choppin' it up, balsamic vinegar
- Cabbage talks livin' under an economic scimitar
- Minding my business like a harmonic whistler
- World's messy, find me pearl testing if your girl's besties,
- ..with my platonic dick in her
- She's makes me a dad thanks to my erotic literature (shrug)
- Went so deep, I kidnapped that embryonic prisoner;
- Wanna scrap for the scraps? I'm a chaotic wrestler,
- My famous move is one hell of an atomic finisher,
- I go "geechy-geechy-goo" and hit you with the Chronic Tickler.
- That's word to my unborn mihos, oh thar she blows
- In that gloryhole with horny goals for my torpedo,
- Story goes — "Now I have a sore ego on The Maury Show" (fuck)
- My newborn baby doesn't like the smell of dope
- So I had to punish him, mouth filled with soap
- I threw him in the trash, and took a pill to cope
- I'm a good father, better than our silly popes
- Bet you didn't know your daddy had a villain trope
- Illegal connections made my poverty and wealth elope, Filthy Gropes™;
- I sell fallopian tubes to felons hopin' to upsell 'em twilled for rope
DEFENDER'S RAP
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