DEFENDER'S RAP

• You served this verse like dessert on a platter, it’s poisoned like adders, when I punch this pie it’s gon’ splatter
• Scattered matter’ll pitter-patter if you keep up the chatter. You should focus more on makin’ cake, you got no batter
• I’m a smasher of wrappers. Unlike your “store-bought” lines, I never signed to a “label”
• Vote for you? Alright. Everyone grab a fork and a knife so we can sit down and feast at the table!
• Grab a slice! We got blueberry, cherry, blackberry, key lime, variety is the spice of life
• I been in the kitchen all day and night “smashing pumpkins”, I need it done “Tonight, Tonight”!
• Or patrons’ll be pelting me with apples like Dorthy on a stormy night in Kansas
• I won’t make it in the culinary campus if this dish isn’t a work of art, jelly on the canvas
• Ramsay with Degas, every stroke of the spatula is finely integrated
• Shakin’ till’ your crust is flakin’. PunchingPie don’t wanna get smoked, she knows she’ll become tasteless
• But your shelf life only lasts so long, you’re almost outdated
• And I don’t see any takers waitin’ in line to have a bite, so your destiny is ill-fated