Battles  Larry-Crane vs Bass-Dreads

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Whoever wins clearly gets more women riding on their dick.

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CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • Hey you mentioned you get the ladies wet?
  • But I can get them without breaking a sweat
  • Matter of fact I used to have a lady friend
  • She broke up with me but stills sends me some nice text
  • Please tell when was the last time you've been with a lady?
  • Is it a maybe? Or you haven't been getting any?
  • It's just like your beats selling you haven't been getting many
  • So your taking L's from both sides oh yes plenty
  • Start acknowledging your failures early
  • Then you'll know how much you suck at your craft surely
  • I need to say no more because I'm already winning
  • Your so below me that to be on a high note just isn't

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • Alright, I see But I just find it hard to believe
  • That you get women interested to any degree
  • Basing this off your profile pic I have to critique
  • You look like a serial killer who is displeased
  • That despite your delusional various marry claims
  • About a lady friend but she ain't playing with Larry's Crane
  • Instead she was going after the cash in Larry's Bank
  • You paid for her dinners she left him now Larry's drained
  • Of not just his wallet but any sense in Larry's brain
  • To wanna challenge me out of nowhere is very lame
  • Knowing that I'm more advance than you a beginner
  • Good raps and good beats this fool just couldn't deliver
  • Nowhere near as good me because I got something he's lacking
  • It's something he hasn't got and that something is passion
  • A compassion for rapping and making good beats fantastic
  • Playing lyrical gymnastics on his imbalanced
  • Hairline like a barber who is just wicket with malice
  • Me and my lady friend are having fun fucking on your mattress

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