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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- I’m the rap king eating chicken wings, got a big bling which goes “ding-ding”
- Walking in the park after dark with a shark, I’m super smart like a cart at Walmart
- Spittin fire like a tire that’s for hire, got no desire but I admire a wire
- Rhymin fast like the past which won’t last but I’m first class with some cash and I’m havin a blast
- I’m a chef making a mess, I confess I’m the best in a vest no less
- With rhymes so tight they might bite, they’re like a kite taking flight, alright?
- Bring the heat like a summer barbecue while making sure there’s no desecration
- Of the sacred art, so when they try to copy me, it’s just weak emulation
- Y’all crumble like a cookie under the pressure of a hunger-fueled decimation
- Yeah, that cookie didn’t stand a chance, much like the rumors they spread, which are pure defamation
- That I swat away with the ease of a fly swatter during a southern summer, where recitation
- Of my victories feels more like a victory lap than a chore, I’ll revoke their doubts with a simple revocation
- And then breathe easy with a refreshing exhalation
- Like the sigh of relief after finding out your package wasn’t lost in transit but was just waiting for you behind a bush, leading me to dig deep, almost like an excavation
- Of my own willpower, and reclaim what’s mine in a reclamation
DEFENDER'S RAP
- i promise the moments i'm calmest are often the ones that get followed by sonic demolishment
- like lobbyists clockin’ the congress with documents dropped in a pocket of foggy anonymous nonsense
- i’ve opted for policy, not the performance of posturing fraudulence, don’t talk to me solemnly
- obviously i'm not in the zone where they’re throwin’ apologies softly, i called it, they copied
- i watched from a balcony while they debated who called it, and all of their logic was foggy
- oddly i followed none of it, opted to polish the product and toss it, they saw it and logged it
- i'm off in the margins with oxygen bottles that launched me like rockets through all of their targets
- gravitated toward arrangements while they stagnated in basements debating the placement of statements
- like a case study straight from a database, i escaped from the vague way they painted the stakes
- and replaced it with frameworks that changed what they claim, explained to the fuckers face to face
- why their late campaign had the same damn fate as the eight track graveyard behind the main gate
- rumbled in functions and up to the summit, rushin’ with thunder like Russ in the bubble
- up in this tunnel with muscle that doubles the rumble in your blood when the bus route cuts, cause i run up the structure
- with uppercuts, punches, destructiveness, clutch in a rut, i'm eruptin’ through buffers with nothin’ but trust in the function
- i built from a bunch of redundant discussions, like luggage that once was a duffle of unreleased shit from an intern
- i've suffered enough of these cluttered rebuttals from rappers who function like buttons on tumblr
- they thump but they stuck when it’s crunch time, been runnin through it since a hundred and one of your underlings plummeted
- they couldn’t adjust when the rust on the drumkit corrupted the plugins
- it’s what happens when rappers collapse and then then vanish, i'm manic, i vanish, plastered it backwards in acid
- damage mechanics so bad they abandon the faction and scramble like fandoms online
- havin a flashback to lab rats trapped in a pad with a cracked jack and a backpack half full of snack packs
- black Mac stashed in a snack bag, that’s facts, ask Flash
- draft tabs stacked with the last scraps of trash that these half passed grads had the nerve to call “rap raps”
- attack that, i'm that fast, i passed half of they fanbase, blast tracks at a rate that collapses a clapback
- had my name on a slate full of grade a placements they never got close to, made every statement
- like it came with a case full of weight and a J Dilla break in the base layer, like a fan tailgate rain delay
- like a crane on a freight ship scraping the bay gates, trained in the same place where the lames couldn’t maintain face
- i aim straight, tape shaped packs with the sample on playback, gray slate pads in a satchel with a pass
- for the fast lane gate at the AA stage, i'm way past phase one and i don’t backtrack, got statements saved
- back then fans in the backspace would act brave in a trash way with a backstage badge and a catchphrase
- bashed out takes in a halfway lab cave with a cracked ashtray, my options were modest
- either pop in the pocket or drop to the bottom with the cautious, it ain't in my posture, i floated through shit
- and documented the progress and wrote off the growth, i don’t owe a response to an offhand comment from bloggers with obvious problems