Battles  JuicyJobaJaba vs DXUDay1

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CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • Since the first day I saw you, I knew you couldn’t be trusted
  • Top 3 lyrical game on this site? C’mon. The cockiness is disgusting
  • You pledgin’ your bars are polished enough to be set on the mantle when they haven’t even been dusted
  • They’re dilapidated, rusted. I’m here to show you why you aren’t the crown jewel you say you are, encrusted
  • When I was new I was hustlin’ in order to get recognized by the greats
  • The process was like gym gains. Took many days of stayin’ up late, but was worth the weight
  • You’re in a vegetative garden state. Can’t produce new results while I’m ballin’ in a new jersey
  • 8 lines in and the reality you envisioned has already been flipped topsy-turvy
  • You got an army at your side? I’ll outflank you from the west point
  • This is Battle of the Boyne. You’re James and I’m William, we can’t be conjoined
  • I don’t live in Des Moines, you think I owe ya any slack?
  • Or an eye that’s black? You’ll get one of those the next time you fail to humble yourself on a track
  • I’m aiming for plaques like tartar buildup, gotta apply myself like a condiment
  • Keep cognizant of those trying to tear me down for being a vowel in a sea full of consonants
  • Your flow is cold, abominate. Can’t get the message in the bottle when you wading across choppy waters
  • I’m an otter retrieving rock solid bars, I go back and forth like teeter-totters
  • Collecting em’ all and whittling em’ so when they hit they cut like machetes
  • You ain’t ready for an emcee like me to twist the blade 360 degrees
  • I’m in the cut like a block of cheese, packin’ sharp lines like wheels in Green Bay
  • This verse was delivered to your door in 3 days, no eBay. Only top of the line lyricism here, no cheap pay
  • I’ll relay my message once more. You best remain humble. That’s point blank. Period
  • Before your battalion tumbles like a cheerleading squad failing to perform a pyramid
  • You look a little low-spirited, so I hope this verse sends you to Heaven
  • You might got the manna to get you charged up, but I hate to tell ya, your bread ain’t gonna leaven

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • To hip-hop I'm Socrates, I'm top 5 and the 5th spot's a mockery
  • Have fun with them double entendres
  • As I beg your pardon from the nonsense that spawns it
  • Like I'm in and out dimensions like triangular shaped isosceles flying saucers
  • Defying the laws of physics, I'm black magic like Shaq spinning off his pivot
  • Niggas reaching-, Dog forget it
  • Even that metaphor was a metaphor for how it was hard to get it
  • Y'all ridiculous, love to take facades and hype it
  • Like I ain't blessed with some shit, I gotta guard my life with
  • Rappers try hard to bite it, But they joints ain't nearly as tight as what this author write is (arthritis)
  • But my heart cold, and the nigga don't know where to start though
  • We was snatchin' shit out of the Walmart, scratchin' the serial barcode
  • With the money, we go to Wachovia way before when it was a Wells Fargo
  • So I pray that somebody watch over me, and nigga be trappin' his rap, like the Narcos
  • I'm back here just rapping these bars though
  • These niggas is mixing it up, they frozen in time, not they heart froze
  • I pull up and shoot it like Marco, now let's see y'all do shit like ours, bro

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