Battles  Larry-Crane vs Web_Alternate

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I'm the best fucking rapper on this site yeah that's right motherfuckers I'm at the very top.

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CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • I will fuck anyone up in a rap battle
  • To be on top of this shit is my mantle
  • I'm a rated R show so change the channel
  • I'm showing you my skill just some examples
  • Nobody cares how long you have been at it
  • They only care about the next thing that's added
  • So move the fuck out the way before you get squashed
  • Like the fucking bug that you are that would be smart
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  • And fuck any of you faggots that don't let me win
  • Because I'm better than all of you at rapping
  • Motherfuckers

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • No bitch the smart thing for you wasn't to battle Webby
  • And to lay off the fast food shit this assholes heavy
  • Going Against me when I'm armed heavy with a machete
  • Straight to your gut and steady cutting ya insides and plenty
  • Looking fat and heavy with a brain as thin as spaghetti
  • Your mind is unsteady to go against me especially
  • On my bad side as a attendee my deadly tools and aplenty
  • I don't take shit from many I'm very crude and unfriendly
  • Your a damn fool and just heavy a damn joker
  • For foolishly dissing the Rap Pad voters
  • When the focused needs to be strictly on your opponent
  • So you committed a sin and as for your atonement
  • You deserve to lose the large man boobs shit chugging component
  • Please keep your food and dick sucking mouth zipped up and unopened
  • Maybe then you be less of a fat ass with a fat ass
  • With a bad ass habit of eating 100 Big Macs Fast
  • You look like a fat psycho and your hairlines uneven
  • Beating off to gay porn for some despair fine releasing
  • Calling the Rap Pad voters fag's you're kinda projecting
  • So open up that closet that the door is kinda protecting
  • So we can see the real gay man is your own connection
  • You aren't attracted to women you love your own reflection
  • Because your so cocky when your dick is atom sized
  • Bragging that your the best giving you're self massive hype
  • But I can see through the hype with light exposing the lie
  • Knowing that I'm way better than you yet blind opponents deny
  • The facts and truth I'm always providing facts and proof
  • And all you provided was crap and poop like it's facts approved
  • I ain't getting squashed in this fight you are and Fuck You
  • For rap battling a Rap Pad master like me now thats obtuse

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