Battles Larry-Crane vs Web_Alternate
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I'm the best fucking rapper on this site yeah that's right motherfuckers I'm at the very top.
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- I will fuck anyone up in a rap battle
- To be on top of this shit is my mantle
- I'm a rated R show so change the channel
- I'm showing you my skill just some examples
- Nobody cares how long you have been at it
- They only care about the next thing that's added
- So move the fuck out the way before you get squashed
- Like the fucking bug that you are that would be smart
- And fuck any of you faggots that don't let me win
- Because I'm better than all of you at rapping
- Motherfuckers
DEFENDER'S RAP
- No bitch the smart thing for you wasn't to battle Webby
- And to lay off the fast food shit this assholes heavy
- Going Against me when I'm armed heavy with a machete
- Straight to your gut and steady cutting ya insides and plenty
- Looking fat and heavy with a brain as thin as spaghetti
- Your mind is unsteady to go against me especially
- On my bad side as a attendee my deadly tools and aplenty
- I don't take shit from many I'm very crude and unfriendly
- Your a damn fool and just heavy a damn joker
- For foolishly dissing the Rap Pad voters
- When the focused needs to be strictly on your opponent
- So you committed a sin and as for your atonement
- You deserve to lose the large man boobs shit chugging component
- Please keep your food and dick sucking mouth zipped up and unopened
- Maybe then you be less of a fat ass with a fat ass
- With a bad ass habit of eating 100 Big Macs Fast
- You look like a fat psycho and your hairlines uneven
- Beating off to gay porn for some despair fine releasing
- Calling the Rap Pad voters fag's you're kinda projecting
- So open up that closet that the door is kinda protecting
- So we can see the real gay man is your own connection
- You aren't attracted to women you love your own reflection
- Because your so cocky when your dick is atom sized
- Bragging that your the best giving you're self massive hype
- But I can see through the hype with light exposing the lie
- Knowing that I'm way better than you yet blind opponents deny
- The facts and truth I'm always providing facts and proof
- And all you provided was crap and poop like it's facts approved
- I ain't getting squashed in this fight you are and Fuck You
- For rap battling a Rap Pad master like me now thats obtuse