Battles wasp vs Ulltimatum
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- you a flea on a mutt, scratchin' ticks off your ego
- pockets drier than cactus breath, gaspin' for a dollar
- im the butcher, you the flank sirloin with no pedigree
- knife twist in your rib, call that meat geometry
- aint no leash strong enough to hold back the rabies
- you bark at the moon, I eclipse it, make it shady
- your spines a slinky, every step you takes a stumble
- I juggle jaws, leave your clique lookin' toothless and humble
- street picasso, paint your block with crimson cubism
- your crews a jigsaw, pieces missin', puzzles fizzlin'
- you claim hardbody but your frames a glass femur
- drop a pebble in your path, watch the whole skeleton shiver
- im the roach motel, check in, never check out
- you the lint in the trap, blowin' south when the techs out
- your clouts a house of cards queens a joker
- im the gust that flips the table, ace exposed, vapor
- yall niggas see-through like saran wrap ambition
- im the ghost pepper seed plant hell in your kitchen
- you not the shit, beta male in wolfs clothing
- im the zookeeper, cage your pride, charge admission
- your beefs a soy patty, lab grown, no nutrition
- I serve filet mignon bars, chew em slow, no tuition
- your gangs a cul-de-sac, dead ends, no progression
- im the detour sign reroute your whole confession
- you spit flames? bitch, your flickin' bic sparks
- im the arsonist chargin' forest fires in the dark
- see he hoe, yeah peep the pedigree
- new the kennel you the flea
- curb your mutt I walk the beast
- lyrics chew bones you the feast
- mic splatter, jackson pollock the track
- yall the eraser im the attack
DEFENDER'S RAP
- I'll take a million drugs while I'm naked in the tub,
- Fall out the side and lay face down on the rug,
- Wake up, take an Adderall, hit the rub and tug,
- Go to McDonald's and get me some McDouble love.
- Double up on the shots, half rum half coke,
- Just so I can laugh at your dumb-ass jokes.
- If you do the math and look at the graph folks,
- You can see an increase in the number of assholes.
- Pass those chips, I gotta get a grip,
- I feel fucked up but I only took a sip,
- I slipped playin' flip cup fell and bit my lip
- Accidentally hit stuff and tell 'em "it was him"!
- Shady chose me, are you jealous Eminem?
- Tell us has your cell reception been gettin Slim?
- Sellin ladies my erection pictures at the gym,
- Accepting all the bills while they're strechin out their limbs,
- I'm feelin' flimsy as Lindsay Lohan,
- When she's trying to sneak a toke of dope out a coke can.
- I woke up in Etobicoke, broke with no pants,
- and no glasses so I asked this man to hold hands,
- While I cross the street so I don't get hit by a car,
- God damn last night was fricken bizarre!
- I think I spilt my drink on some chick at the bar,
- Then me and Flash Gordon snorted coke and split a cigar,
- He played the bass and I played a bit of guitar,
- We stuck our dicks out at the waitresses and jizzed really far,
- Smeared feces on a police car and didnt get charged.
- Then I bragged to a midget that I was livin' it large.
- It's a little bit hard to remember the rest,
- Mentally, my memory's a blended up mess,
- but I don't give a shit I'll ascend to success,
- Exploit young women and pretend I'm the best.