Battles  Joey- vs user849487811

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CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • ayy, fuckboy, you a lamppost or a leech?
  • swingin shadows, but the sun dont bleach where you preach
  • ayy, fuckboy, you a headline or a breach?
  • we don’t care who you teach, who you teach
  • uh-huh, nah
  • whos next?, corpse text
  • uh-huh, nah
  • whos next?, corpse text
  • casket practice, every verse a grave mistake
  • choke on the alphabet, spit syllables you cant break
  • family ties, yours unravel like noose braids
  • empty vaults screamin "treasury" accountant gets paid
  • your flow a flat, no pulse in the delivery
  • surgeon with the pen, leave your corpus split in syllables
  • drip fake, you leakin IV arrogance
  • loyal blood? you'd trade kin for a gram of relevance
  • paparazzi flash, but your souls a darkroom
  • legacy crumbles like termites in a sharks tomb
  • you bark? my bites a landfill avalanche
  • crack a crown, leave your wisdom teeth in a ransom
  • hardcore like gluten-free, claimin bread you never baked
  • your cliques a house of mirrors nobody really stays
  • ayy, fuckboy, you a lamppost or a leech?
  • swingin shadows, but the sun dont bleach where you preach
  • ayy, fuckboy, you a headline or a breach?
  • we don’t care who you teach, who you teach
  • spotlights a sniper scope, your fames a silhouette
  • egos a parachute failed before you leapt
  • bars so weak, jailbirds laugh in the mess hall
  • claim royalty, but your crowns a thrift-shop cesspool
  • you warrior, wait no, your swords a butterknife sermon
  • plead the fifth, but your silence got a snitch subtext
  • Ink stains deeper than the wounds your words inflict
  • authentic? your lifes a dub with the subtitles clipped
  • ya a ghost town, echo chambers full of blanks
  • clout chasings you the footnote in your own wack wikipedia page
  • im the drought, your wells a kiddie pool of contradictions
  • graffiti your mausoleum art when your names erased
  • uh, autopsy verses scalpel tongue dissect
  • your heart on ebay, bids lower than your self-respect
  • uh, legends die twice: first breath, then the ego
  • your epitaphs a hashtag faded like last years logo
  • king of crumbs, your thrones a lawn chair in the trenches
  • smoke signals, your fires a bic flick in a drizzle
  • bravado shrinks like wool in a hot rinse
  • your movement a sitcom laugh track canned and irrelevant
  • pound chest, but your ribs crack like glow sticks
  • dominance is just a scared cats hiss in a blackout
  • im the itch your therapist cant scratch out the transcripts
  • your voice a scratched dvd of threats you redacted

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • Joey your rhymes suck dick real talk
  • I bet when you write that shit your fucking your self
  • I can tell you got the dildo up your arse
  • Yo what happen to rappers who were smart
  • Ayo what happen to the art
  • Your an average joe with an average song
  • Fuck boy is that what gets you off
  • You a homosexual that’s all
  • Someone else write I hate this clown
  • You make about as much sense has a mumble mouth
  • Dumb as all hell no doubt
  • Did you go crazy need mental help
  • Your out of your mind trying to rhyme
  • Style played out I bet your out of the closet
  • Joe blows so you know his knees is scarred
  • I can’t even read that shit it’s like reading a retard
  • Uhh huh you dumbing it down
  • Everything you say is irritating foreal
  • Annoying make me want to kill
  • Mother fucker Matter fact tell me where you at I will
  • Just to stop you from ever writing another freestyle
  • But still I bet you write all day
  • This bro rhyme every way
  • I bet right now he’s setting with a dictionary
  • Waiting on the next shit he gonna say
  • I bet he wait and wait and watch the clock tick
  • Your calling someone a fuck boy but your on a dick
  • That is really sick I mean that’s abhorrent
  • Your bars got us all snoring boring pathetic a waste
  • That’s it I’m done this is the end of the page

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