Battles Joey- vs user849487811
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- ayy, fuckboy, you a lamppost or a leech?
- swingin shadows, but the sun dont bleach where you preach
- ayy, fuckboy, you a headline or a breach?
- we don’t care who you teach, who you teach
- uh-huh, nah
- whos next?, corpse text
- uh-huh, nah
- whos next?, corpse text
- casket practice, every verse a grave mistake
- choke on the alphabet, spit syllables you cant break
- family ties, yours unravel like noose braids
- empty vaults screamin "treasury" accountant gets paid
- your flow a flat, no pulse in the delivery
- surgeon with the pen, leave your corpus split in syllables
- drip fake, you leakin IV arrogance
- loyal blood? you'd trade kin for a gram of relevance
- paparazzi flash, but your souls a darkroom
- legacy crumbles like termites in a sharks tomb
- you bark? my bites a landfill avalanche
- crack a crown, leave your wisdom teeth in a ransom
- hardcore like gluten-free, claimin bread you never baked
- your cliques a house of mirrors nobody really stays
- ayy, fuckboy, you a lamppost or a leech?
- swingin shadows, but the sun dont bleach where you preach
- ayy, fuckboy, you a headline or a breach?
- we don’t care who you teach, who you teach
- spotlights a sniper scope, your fames a silhouette
- egos a parachute failed before you leapt
- bars so weak, jailbirds laugh in the mess hall
- claim royalty, but your crowns a thrift-shop cesspool
- you warrior, wait no, your swords a butterknife sermon
- plead the fifth, but your silence got a snitch subtext
- Ink stains deeper than the wounds your words inflict
- authentic? your lifes a dub with the subtitles clipped
- ya a ghost town, echo chambers full of blanks
- clout chasings you the footnote in your own wack wikipedia page
- im the drought, your wells a kiddie pool of contradictions
- graffiti your mausoleum art when your names erased
- uh, autopsy verses scalpel tongue dissect
- your heart on ebay, bids lower than your self-respect
- uh, legends die twice: first breath, then the ego
- your epitaphs a hashtag faded like last years logo
- king of crumbs, your thrones a lawn chair in the trenches
- smoke signals, your fires a bic flick in a drizzle
- bravado shrinks like wool in a hot rinse
- your movement a sitcom laugh track canned and irrelevant
- pound chest, but your ribs crack like glow sticks
- dominance is just a scared cats hiss in a blackout
- im the itch your therapist cant scratch out the transcripts
- your voice a scratched dvd of threats you redacted
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Joey your rhymes suck dick real talk
- I bet when you write that shit your fucking your self
- I can tell you got the dildo up your arse
- Yo what happen to rappers who were smart
- Ayo what happen to the art
- Your an average joe with an average song
- Fuck boy is that what gets you off
- You a homosexual that’s all
- Someone else write I hate this clown
- You make about as much sense has a mumble mouth
- Dumb as all hell no doubt
- Did you go crazy need mental help
- Your out of your mind trying to rhyme
- Style played out I bet your out of the closet
- Joe blows so you know his knees is scarred
- I can’t even read that shit it’s like reading a retard
- Uhh huh you dumbing it down
- Everything you say is irritating foreal
- Annoying make me want to kill
- Mother fucker Matter fact tell me where you at I will
- Just to stop you from ever writing another freestyle
- But still I bet you write all day
- This bro rhyme every way
- I bet right now he’s setting with a dictionary
- Waiting on the next shit he gonna say
- I bet he wait and wait and watch the clock tick
- Your calling someone a fuck boy but your on a dick
- That is really sick I mean that’s abhorrent
- Your bars got us all snoring boring pathetic a waste
- That’s it I’m done this is the end of the page