Battles  chkhaboom vs Slim3Tim3

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CHALLENGER'S RAP

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  • came back snapping like Thanos when half the planet vanished and Banner ran shit in a gamma lab
  • adapt to it like a patch on a jacket pinned to a crash test mannequin, expand like an archivist handin back maps to Atlantis
  • i’m stackin this like an avalanche, and a past tense flashback to a blast from a plasma cannon
  • last name flashing in black on a half page ad in a cracked cafe napkin, had a camp in a sand patch in nazareth
  • and handed me the last draft annotated, i stand where the traction is, my rap’s been tracked, i draft and blast like I’m Stafford with the rams again
  • span axes with the sample racks or a fashion intern with the tags intact and the hands to patch the mannequins
  • i’ve been tapped for half the tracks that you fan from a trap page, can’t stand straight after the playback slaps your diaphragm
  • and collapses half your abdomen, i’ve had plaques shipped wrapped in an amazon package that landed late
  • still hand signed from the admin staff at the backend plant with a hand drawn thank you banner
  • had sandwich wraps in a back booth, handin’ me wax from the last batch, i’m hazardous, accurate
  • a scanner's brain, scan landscapes and collapse delay like I’m madlib tappin’ breaks in a lab in a flat with a snack tray
  • i’m past panic, like a sat map branded and a gal with a trap pad packed with a jazz band blastin
  • crashin in like I backed a Benz into an aspen fence in a fast lane panicked, then laughed it off
  • and ran it back for a brand campaign with Anthony Fantano as the brand ambassador
  • and a jazz stack in a backpack, i’ve had chats at Snap where they gas my name, ran past average and tagged up that
  • with a cap and a standing clap, i brandish facts while they backtrack and half react like a fanbase that’s
  • mad that the band ain’t back, but I can’t placate with that, navigatin’ like a plate through a back alley shack with a cam attached
  • steadily checkin the settings on everything sent to me, rented Airbnb next to a speedway
  • where the tenant left celery in the blender and a seven piece speaker set labeled emergency
  • while i tested the preamp energy, don’t need to pretend to be the pedigree when i’m already embedded in everything
  • separately pitched me identity edits in templates, and i still kept recepits like a petty mc with a spreadsheet of deadbeats
  • meddle with enemies, level up steadily while they wrestle with jealousy, mentally bent on whatever piece
  • gets them mentions on threads, leveled with senators, credited medically by the messengers
  • eleven competitors then fed up with every fake ted-a-verse trend I see, a set went through the vents
  • competitors desperately begging for empathy, sent with a sense of dependency, said “respectfully”
  • then I gently delete and get back to the centerpiece, mentioned my tone wasn’t for a sponsored post with a dental piece
  • next to a centipede keychain engraved with the letter pressed heavily with obscene weaponry
  • i’ve seen jealousy with a sense of neccessity, prepped with delivery, tested in empathy
  • lectured by entities that eventually begged me to center the tempo and lessen the edge of the messaging
  • i’m years ahead of these pests though, stretchin the sense of a sentence just to pretend to be clever
  • settings where seven degrees of memory separate sentiment from supremacy, and I still rep steadily
  • pen prepped with a sense of telepathy, i move like a mentally freed entity checking the recipe line by line
  • next to a mezzanine, i’ve seen every key, less than effective attempt to pretend they connect to me

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • that X-Factor group is gonna make sure I lose this.
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  • so I'm not even gonna rap, imma just drop the PSA again
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  • PUBLIC SERVICE (FUCKING) ANNOUNCMENT
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  • X-Factor is destructive to the culture of this site
  • They rig rap battles, they give poor feedback
  • and give false confidence / destroy ego's of younger rappers
  • Speaking of, they have an uncomfortable amount of children in they're
  • group.
  • So for the culture these pussies should be avoided.
  • The best won't rise with the feed being filled with
  • gay ass X-Factor announcements every 2 hours.
  • and if you're an X-Factor member that's thinking
  • I'm lying, take a step back and look at the top songs on the year.
  • very few of you are even close to decent. some of you are not real,
  • (wealthmasta specifically)
  • so if you're not an X-Factor member, or this PSA
  • opened you're eyes in some way.
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  • Just say "Fuck X-Factor" and drop a diss if you have the balls
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  • GenXJizzy hangs out with kids.

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