DEFENDER'S RAP

• Whenever I try to contest people, they say I'm the best,
• I always tell them I am not talented, but truly blessed.
• I log on everyday and bust raps out on Rappad,
• It's like my lawyer know black magic, black rabbit.
• I know that you think you're good at rapping and funny,
• But nigga right now I'm in charge like the energizer bunny.
• I destroy people in these raps like I'm Hercules,
• Like the lil nigga on the block waving his glock but won't squeeze.
• Throbbing with pain from the rhymes I spit to you,
• Soon to smoke em by the yard till my lungs can't get through.
• I'll surround you with words, attack you with metaphors,
• I'll take you to hell in this damn battle, here's a brochure.
• I will never stop rappin to you haters because it's my alacrity,
• My rhymes are so realistic, it's almost like they have palpability.
• You may think that you have insulting reproaches,
• But really when I rap, my eagerness nevertheless sometimes approaches.
• Thinkin you're so good cause you got money, cars, and fame,
• I'll beat you any day of the week with rhymes, comebacks, and shit I proclaim.
• I'll destroy you so easily and quickly like it's my passion,
• You must have been born on a highway, cause where the most accidents happen.
• You rap so bad your girl left you and came to suck my dick,
• Your family tree must be a cactus cause everyone on it is a prick.
• Just ease away the pain with some weed puff puff,
• We all sprung from apes, but clearly you didn't spring far enough.
• Get some real rhymes and actually come up with something,
• Brains aren't everything, and especially in your case, they're nothing.
• The words that I speak are extremely vibrant,
• When anorexics see you, they feel they need to go on a diet.
• I think I beat you so easily because I'm a smart scholar,
• I guess you're the reason women earn 75 cents to the dollar!