Battles FuckFakeFriends vs Denize
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Battle on January 23 2015
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- It's my turn for the mic, so why don't you fuck off
- I dis your dad, but I dis you 10 times worst
- I ride my friends mums like I ride your mum
- I love your mum like I love her minge so much
- But we all know your love dads dick, so don't deny it
- I'm enjoying Miami sun while your enjoying your dads dick
- When I take the mic, you'll take a hick with a brick
- I say that I'm the real Slim Shady to your mum
- Your mum so fat, she Miley Cyrus' wrecking ball
- So don't try it 'cause you'll get beaten in 1 minute
- So don't join it if you can't win the rap
- When my dick enters you mums fanny, it'll automatically cum
- When you piss me off, I'm like Micky Mouse woke up
- So don't piss me off people when you know when you'll get beaten
- Don't dis the master when the master is dissing you
- You can't afford an I-Pod so you have to give blow jobs for money
- I play call of duty advanced warfare when your giving blow jobs
- You can't give disses 'cause you'll be dissing yourself
- So don't start what you can't finish 'cause you'll get owned
- I like sex, your mum likes sex, we have sex together just for the fun of it
DEFENDER'S RAP
- With my intense anathema towards these creed immersed saints
- Allow me to bust churches and have senseless dreams of ruthless raids
- Blow myself to Israel,feeling great,why not fix some coffee dates
- Converse about annul,then Shady's a fright,struck a metal in the anus,an' he's feelin' slight
- I'm on a strict diet,the Doc proposed me to eat fish and devils
- The lifted handle,I have my own picture mantle,extirpating Hitler with rebels
- Got a butter knife,we have some killer levels,observe me as my fillers unravel
- We drilled Lincoln with simmered times,entangled signs of guns with AK-47 in the pedal
- Have an elixir of liquor inside of my liver diluted in venom
- I visit Viper seldom but he gives me shots right in my imputed Adam's apple
- Become a disappointment in my appointment cause I needed ointment for my triggers
- Advised me not be reluctant Hitler,draw the fuse right in like a poignant killer