Battles SLINGER vs wasp
RULES
No cursing, crude language, inappropriate references, usage references, slurs, or vulgar terms and phrases. (its pretty easy)
Max of 30 lines
THIS BATTLE IS OVER
wasp won this battle!
3 ROUNDS
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Battle on March 26 2025 and Battle on April 20 2025
CHALLENGER'S RAP
This rap was deleted.DEFENDER'S RAP
- I move in silent checkmates, pawns turn to ink stained bishops
- the boards my parchment, every square a cipher for the wishful
- you play at king? I scholars mate in three strokes
- your crowns a paperweight, my pens the dagger that provokes
- margins too small for your footnote existence
- I redline your legacy with rhetorical distance
- you quote the greats? how quaint, I write their sequels
- while you dog ear pages I autographed in ancient temples
- I bond syllables like hydrogen to oxygen
- your formulas boron, basic and forgotten
- the labs my studio, beakers full of metaphors
- you test tube rappers evaporate at room temperature
- catalyst flow, react or perish
- your periodic tables missing all my elements of merit
- I transmute lead punchlines to gold proverbs
- while you alchemize fools gold into empty reserves
- your manuscripts mildew in forgotten archives
- I illuminate libraries they carve in my name
- the quills my excalibur, inkwells the holy grail
- you scribble on napkins, I engrave in marble phrases
- dead sea scrolls? just rough drafts I discarded
- tour best works a palimpsest, erased and restarted
- the printing press trembles when my couplets land
- you read aloud? the words rearrange themselves mid sand