CHALLENGER'S RAP

• Diarrhea syllables? You can't even rhyme
• You're like a broken record, said disowned three different times
• And used the word twice in one single line
• Weird Al called, retard, give him back his word crimes
• I made a nine eleven joke, faggot, sue me
• I'll make fun of Chernobyl and blow smoke like loose leaf
• You'll need a doctor if you step in the octagon with me
• I'll fuck you up so bad you'll ask Kool Keith to RSVP
• You preach "weak speech" but you won't spit them lyrics
• Haunted house, Ghostface'll kill ya while in high spirits
• Windows 98? You're just technologically illiterate
• Think about my nuts while rubbin' up your clitoris
• Fuck your Sunny-D, I'll have you orange and red in the face
• When I leave you black and blue with bruises all over the place
• Brad Williams would have you in a motherfuckin' neck brace
• Holy water? I'm a satanist, use your brain
• Call me homophobic, bitch, I'm motherfucking quoiro
• Nick Anthony A, put that in your suicide note
• If you're too scared to mic up, then you better take the high road
• Fuck it, if you need a beat, I'll show you my supply, yo
• Say I'm a fake thug? Oh, how ironic
• My dad and I got charges, you ain't even once been wanted
• You bit a 2-bit's flow and from your made-up hood departed
• Comin' from an autistic kid, are you retarded?
• Talkin' 'bout diaper rash, whiny baby, you get one?
• You throwin' a hissy fit like a newborn son
• If I told you to record, once again, you'd run
• You did it last time, practically jumped out your skeleton
• Sayin' that I choke, you can't even speak
• You got no technique, I'm outta your league
• Bite your tongue, shit better be in your cheek
• Make like Lyckety-Splyt and row back to shit's creek
• You can't battle rap, take my 8 Mile DVD
• Read up on Revelation and get hit with a DDT
• Your raps are so sickening I called the CDC
• You write for two weeks, come out soundin' like GPT
• But you don't wanna chat
• You only murder mics at shows nobody's at
• Yeah, my bars like honey, 'cause they stick, and you're just mad
• That you faded fast as a salt pack in an acid vat, you're a passin' fad like acid rap
• How would I lose both ways if you won't grab a mic and play the game?
• You're the Steph McMahon to my Triple H
• I'ma make you my bitch, it's best you disengage
• Before I get the gauge and blow out your brains like K Cobain
• You ain't no fuckin' prophet, you make me look like Moses
• I'm out here making profits, your finances needin' roses
• I'm flyer than a comet, you're still at your lowest
• I'm just bein' honest, you really need to focus
• And maybe write a hook, 'cause you're just jealous of mine
• Eat a right hook, or better yet, nine
• Maybe read a book, or for once, exercise
• Rappin' a bunch of gobbledygook, and it led to your demise
• If my IQ's Celsius, you'd say you're Fahrenheit
• Dunning Kruger hit me up, you left him petrified
• When the dust settles, I'll be like bentonite
• You're just a useless bug, lemme get the pesticide