Battles Oxy vs EClipz
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Pissed off with invigilators, now i'm chasing female a examiner
- Wanted to rip her tits off, too bad now i'm all out of stamina
- Don't even know why i chased her, just thought she kinda looked familiar
- But to be honest she was too skinny, anorexia
- She's so hungry, her mouth is stuffed with male genitalia
- Tried to hire bodyguards but it was a complete failure
- When you wallked in the building, i saw a dog in the house
- I'm sorry young man but there's no pets allowed
- Your dick like micro and it's kinda soft
- You quite slow while mine's using firefox
- Desperately trying to find a way to protect your dome
- Find a way to solve it with google, meanwhile i'm using chrome
- Oh and by the way, don't you know that your girl was alone
- She was bored of humping you so she went to my home
- Your girlfriend's performing, and i'm her spectator
- I mean you're there too, but i'll give you your specs later
- She so thick, damn that girl is beautiful
- I get her wet like snorlax dived into a swimming pool
- Claustrophobic but still sucking my dick in a cubicle
- Gives sex like an alien, extraterrestrial
DEFENDER'S RAP
- I can make diss raps all day long, I swing from bar to bar like King Kong,
- Why do your metaphors follow the meta for? No sustenance in your songs,
- Claim you sell various substances, but just play with your ding dong,
- But the door closed on your options, maim you precarious underlings,
- Tame but nefarious other links, to the other world, and the underworld,
- Hades sends his regards, otherworldly, landed on mars,
- I got so much to say so I work, rest and play,
- Pay attention to what I create, stray from the path then nigga you gay,
- Bending the rules you ain't keeping it straight,
- Proper procrastination about procreating when you ain't getting none,
- You ain't me cos that shit is inherent, you can be fly but I got fly-repellent,
- Look at me and look at you, man you can't compare it,
- Your bars are repetition, polly want a cracker 'coz you is a parrot,
- I do this for merit, if you thought it was something else then you didn't hear me,
- Fools be stunting like models, you copy-paste so this must be the third me,
- You'll be working at McDonalds, but you still won't be able to serve me.