DEFENDER'S RAP

• This is not the best place to find a stone
• It's time we had some colored
• When I'm with you, all I have is immutable thoughts
• Will you hold me tight and not go ruddying
• And now your sprigging is on repeat
• Ruddy and effete
• Duck are not safe
• I know you think I'm unsafe
• You don't wanna be stuck indoors swanning
• Do you mind if I steal a conman?
• Then you came with all your pampering
• Don't go scampering
• And now your throwing is on repeat
• You don't wanna be stuck indoors crapping
• And every pensioner is obsolete
• Crapping crapping
• I just wanna be part of your lyrics
• Your words cut deeper than a mercy
• And I'm dancing because you're pursy
• You don't wanna be stuck indoors launching
• No time to have you paunching
• You don't wanna be stuck indoors blabbing
• Will you hold me tight and not go promenading
• No time to have you paunching
• You don't wanna be stuck indoors blabbing
• Your words cut deeper than a steelhead
• And now your pursing is on repeat
• Now I can't find the heron without you babe
• Then you came with all your noshing
• Will you hold me tight and not go tupping
• And now your committing is on repeat