Battles  commelafin vs Jaysus

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CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • Yo Jaysus, you're a twenty two year old faggot
  • Writing raps on this site attempting to pack a punch of a package
  • When I rap I do it with talent, I gallop
  • I bet you still live on your own with your mom, jerking off like a rabbit
  • That's trying too hard to nibble it's carrot
  • But that rabbit doesn't have quite the palette that it needs to backup
  • All of it's habits, actions like the figure of South Park on your picture
  • Your probably fatter than Eric Cartman, mixture of liquor and too many dinners
  • And you support LFC, but you'll walk alone like a drinker
  • I figure the reason is because you fail to differ from the rest of the other 'niggas'
  • That's what you talk about anyway, bong hits, limp dicks
  • And a bitch letting cum in her face
  • Loving West is aspiring to be bottom of the throne, anyway
  • I know you're there, I haven't forgotten, I just enjoy the sight of you in disarray
  • But when you fall hard and miss your pay
  • Bitch I'm not gonna be there to pull your gnarled body up and out, okay?
  • Meanwhile I'm flying, I'm going up and away
  • Superman in the sky: "Yo it's Flux" while I rocket to my pray
  • Sway a bit and use my laser eyes to blast them to space
  • It's like Robert Downey Jr, but junior you ain't coming back today
  • Avengers that can't avenge it's like NASA at war with the RFSA
  • Russian federation blowing up shit like star wars, the new one disney made
  • Thank god for my life, but Jesus your copycat is clearly quite dizzy
  • Please let out your rage

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • I'm offering my shoulder hoe
  • lean on it
  • i offered my dick to her
  • she cleaned on it
  • then i gave her my attention
  • we fucked on it
  • now the morning sun have me at distraction
  • bitch time for you to leave on it
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  • high school she was too hot
  • my broke ass nigga had no shot
  • but now i got plenty money
  • both front pockets, both back pockets
  • them side pockets, and shirt pockets
  • she wanted luxury ya'll know that bitch got it
  • i played my cards right in a niche market
  • so i came up like a boss blew up big targets
  • if you're coming with a gun you better cock it
  • i came on her face then her love locket
  • she was married but she must have forgot it
  • cause i have so much game i need a whore house to stock it
  • go public with my scandals and brag about it
  • as the hoes line up i snort the habit and every chance at pussy
  • i'm shady and grab it

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