Battles Altitude vs Glenn-Wreckless
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- On these bars I kill quick like Magic J with Ebola
- I'm a lifetime supply of mentos with a diet soda. You don't meet the quota
- I will never end. And to all my rap friends, you see,
- Ya'll are balloons and I'm like TNT
- We'll all blow up, I'm just a bit more, hmm, dynamic
- Your life's a snapshot? Mines a freaking panoramic
- I fight, you flight in frantic panic.
- No wonder I get green. My bars are just too organic.
- What, you call that a punch line?
- That's the type of crap that'll get you punched. I'm
- This close to coming straight at you (achoo); heterosexual sneezing.
- I'm so appeasing. Now that's what you call a punch line!
- What do you mean, you didn't get the joke?
- What, are you slow?
- It's because "at you" sounds like "ACHOO"! And I said straight.
- Now that I had to explain it, it's not great!
- Thanks a lot, now it's you that I hate!
- Ok hate is a strong word. So I strongly profoundly extremely just dislike.
- You suck at roasting, you must just write your diss like
- "Um you suck, you suck, and you suck too.
- You stink, you stink, you smell like poo."
- So, sit down and think before rattle
- About lies and have to forfeit your next battle.
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Im whiling out while shes backing out i kick the bitch from out my house
- Same thing i did to my spouse for whiling out acting like a mouse
- Shit i mean a rat talking to police i snap crackle and pop
- Like serial killers you could be chocolate are vanilla
- Sarsaparilla guerrilla killer enigma kinda iller
- You can empty your whole clip u wont kill ma
- One blast from me hasta la vista terminator style bleed till you die
- I'll laugh as your family cry why oh why did he have to die
- Cus he was a punk assed bitch ask any guy why would i lie
- Im no negative terrorist psychotherapist i lyrically diss
- Bodybags laying in shit after i empty the clip from the hip
- Pop Pop Pop thats it your fucking dead you prick now i gotta kill your bitch
- Got that sick trigger ich maybe rape the bitch dump you of at the ridge
- Drive home see my wife and my kids on ebay making bids
- On chainsaws and gravestones obligations none my castle my home
- Come round here get around in the dome your lifes over done