Battles  Altitude vs Glenn-Wreckless

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CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • On these bars I kill quick like Magic J with Ebola
  • I'm a lifetime supply of mentos with a diet soda. You don't meet the quota
  • I will never end. And to all my rap friends, you see,
  • Ya'll are balloons and I'm like TNT
  • We'll all blow up, I'm just a bit more, hmm, dynamic
  • Your life's a snapshot? Mines a freaking panoramic
  • I fight, you flight in frantic panic.
  • No wonder I get green. My bars are just too organic.
  • What, you call that a punch line?
  • That's the type of crap that'll get you punched. I'm
  • This close to coming straight at you (achoo); heterosexual sneezing.
  • I'm so appeasing. Now that's what you call a punch line!
  • What do you mean, you didn't get the joke?
  • What, are you slow?
  • It's because "at you" sounds like "ACHOO"! And I said straight.
  • Now that I had to explain it, it's not great!
  • Thanks a lot, now it's you that I hate!
  • Ok hate is a strong word. So I strongly profoundly extremely just dislike.
  • You suck at roasting, you must just write your diss like
  • "Um you suck, you suck, and you suck too.
  • You stink, you stink, you smell like poo."
  • So, sit down and think before rattle
  • About lies and have to forfeit your next battle.

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • Im whiling out while shes backing out i kick the bitch from out my house
  • Same thing i did to my spouse for whiling out acting like a mouse
  • Shit i mean a rat talking to police i snap crackle and pop
  • Like serial killers you could be chocolate are vanilla
  • Sarsaparilla guerrilla killer enigma kinda iller
  • You can empty your whole clip u wont kill ma
  • One blast from me hasta la vista terminator style bleed till you die
  • I'll laugh as your family cry why oh why did he have to die
  • Cus he was a punk assed bitch ask any guy why would i lie
  • Im no negative terrorist psychotherapist i lyrically diss
  • Bodybags laying in shit after i empty the clip from the hip
  • Pop Pop Pop thats it your fucking dead you prick now i gotta kill your bitch
  • Got that sick trigger ich maybe rape the bitch dump you of at the ridge
  • Drive home see my wife and my kids on ebay making bids
  • On chainsaws and gravestones obligations none my castle my home
  • Come round here get around in the dome your lifes over done

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