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CHALLENGER'S RAP
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- da rillest on da rill, da trillest on da trill; fuqqin whole enchilada allotta money and hella weed
- talkin to you like i'ma rasta from gaza: eatin dreadlocks for pasta, swiss watch, i'ma clocc ya'
- fukushima aftershocc, i'ma tupac ya' grill up some sushi and take 'er to da movies
- high altitude cruising, out here onna mission. split decision: fusion or fission? core detonator type of mission
- ideal for the factor of indecision and proper precision rhythm
- of a machine of typing minions with lotsa broccoli in their braces
- acne faces, lace this with the fenty and now you speakin deadly: act friendly but i'ma paccing military grade heavy
- hunnid karot rounds, diamond shards peppering the ol' crown
- hollow tip for da bizness, armor piercing for all else: sup to the little weapons with their heavy metal weapons
- breach contract, land myself inna situation! pea oh double-you kind of fucc'd up situation
- walk outta this one alive and we're all gonna face the obligitory
- celebration, libatons to a greater power holding presence
- sacrifice the decadence and offer proper residence to our truest
- presidents, counterfeit the prosecution and present some factual evidence, of my yellow blu and red crimes
- such are the symbols of my time, pirate flag encryption
- double plagiarise my own fan fiction, the square root of negative one is i
- so eye square'd is negative one. prolly gonna opt for the lasik but a new gpu is perfunctory
- put that slab on da blacc market systems operational, straight off the docket
- shred the jacksons, no slaves left for auction$ i jus' keep talking, musing to myself on the amusing relations of royalty
- and peasantry. the statistics start to burn holes in my soul; my heart pulsates with a strangulation type beat
- pile up my resources and gather a force together; launch my own sattellite with a wide array of bumper stickers
- hop on my antics, have you pussies going frantic; break a hoe bcuz i dig her out like a plantation
- read asimov once, but i honestly miss'd the final on foundation¿ sum1 else gonna hafta get a missile plan on that one
- ship em all off to the sun. the coolest shit, our most recent solar satellite run
- hottest temperatures from direct proximity, someone checc the science for me
- forbes can paper bag it for me publicly. trusr the fact: i'm prison uniform general population smeagol
- easy to tracc u down and take my precious for meself
- never a hobbit, never an elf. what is this strange instrument that just keeps sitting here
- on the shelf. paradoxical absurdity with a lethal dose of morality
- fuqq u up with my humanity lights on all y'all poser ass, pussy losers, crypto hipsters, faulty napsters, bestiality
- with hamsters, evil tendencies. don' even wanna know how dark those
- pits you call eyes go. i'ma take it easy and orbit you like comedy central
- robot chiccen, gangsta ass mafia bitches who bountiful -- murda up all da snitches, pussy power on all these lynch mob
- tactics, i'm just roll up straight intercontinental ballistic and
- execute a whole field of maggot rejects who now live in public housing with no income to invest
- reach for my chest. once upon a time, a heart therin use too rest
- ice cold like kesey, fuqq a bicchh inna cuckoo's nest. well, dat might not be da best. palacial glaciers and
- chateau orgies galore homies... buttt i'ma stay down dress'd
- and ski that knee deep pow in the morning: yuh. i'm illiterate cuz my x is japanese, a whole demographic
- who jus' seems to be able to live a lifestyle not burning trees?
- or maybe just hashish sent from the worm's end of the silk road. plz never underestimate the hash browniez might jus put bicchhz comatoast