Battles mi_payasita_55 vs Tew-SLy
RULES
theme is playground insults and this is just for giggles lol. i thought it was funny.
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- your red shoes don’t make you faster
- your arm’s broke and in a plaster
- cause you fell off the monkey bars
- and your mom drove in a car
- that is old, and you are dumb,
- you little small baby still suck your thumb
- got your nose, bud, watch you run
- we are big now, but you pick your nose
- did your mom pick out your clothes
- and did she do it in the dark
- with a blindfold and a shark
- holding a gun to the back of her head
- you’re looking ill, that;s what i said
- did you throw up
- on your new coat
- that’s pretty sad
- but my toy boat
- will float the fastest
- never sink
- you don’t know math
- and your breath really stinks
- i am cool and you are not
- looking for lunch and you find snot
- lick it up between your nose
- i kick you in the mud
- that’s how it goes
- then you punch me
- what a weiner
- where’s the teacher
- have you seen her
- i’m gonna tell her
- what you did
- cause i’m no snitch
- but i’m a kid
- and that punch
- it really hurt
- my ernie joy
- turned into bert
- cranky, grumpy, orange, scary,
- snack time over
- please be wary
- watch how my
- vocabulary
- excels yours
- i’m doing tours
- years before
- you ever started
- ew
- you farted
- mic drop
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Verse 1:
- Alright ayo, freestylin' straight off the dome, this shit is off beat I know,
- Addicted to the rap game, it’s my motherfuckin’ home,
- Ballin’ hard, I’m snatchin’ dreams, watch me hunt ‘em like a hawk,
- Hoppin’ in the whip, got the bitches tryna flock.
- Flexin' on these haters, see the envy in their eyes,
- Thuggin' through the playground, hear the whispers and the lies,
- I'm the king of this jungle, watch me rise like a beast,
- They can’t keep me down, man, I’m hungry for the feast.
- Chorus:
- I'm addicted, ain't no limit, got the hunger like a shark,
- Stealin’ hearts, breakin’ bars, I’m the light inside the dark,
- One by one, I’ll take ‘em out, let ‘em know who’s the boss,
- In this game, I’m a savage, never takin' a loss.
- Verse 2:
- Catch me flexin' heavy, always drippin’ with that style,
- Sippin' on the vibe, got the world on my dial,
- Goin’ hard in the paint, never playin’ nice,
- Bitches lovin’ my grind, got ‘em rollin’ the dice.
- Niggas hate on the low, but I’m climbin’ to the top,
- Got the flow so infectious, can’t nobody make it stop,
- In this rap playground, I’m the kid with the dreams,
- Addicted to the hustle, hear the crowd with the screams.
- Chorus:
- I'm addicted, ain't no limit, got the hunger like a shark,
- Stealin’ hearts, breakin’ bars, I’m the light inside the dark,
- One by one, I’ll take ‘em out, let ‘em know who’s the boss,
- In this game, I’m a savage, never takin' a loss.
- Verse 3:
- I’m a lyrical drug, got ‘em fiendin’ for a hit,
- Spit fire like a dragon, leave ‘em burned in my lit,
- Ain’t no game that I play, I’m a master with the pen,
- Runnin’ laps ‘round the block, watch me do it again.
- Snatchin’ up the crown while I’m reppin’ my set,
- Addicted to the hustle, I ain’t done, not just yet,
- Let ‘em know I’m the truth, every line makin’ waves,
- In this rap game, I’m the one that everybody craves.
- Chorus:
- I'm addicted, ain't no limit, got the hunger like a shark,
- Stealin’ hearts, breakin’ bars, I’m the light inside the dark,
- One by one, I’ll take ‘em out, let ‘em know who’s the boss,
- In this game, I’m a savage, never takin' a loss.
- Outro:
- Addicted to the grind, I’m the king of the scene,
- With my foot on the pedal, livin’ life like a dream,
- So if you feel the vibe, then come ride with the best,
- In this rap game, motherfucker, I’m blessed.
- (I know this isn’t doesn’t look like me, had to do my. Verse quick, I’m in school lol)