DEFENDER'S RAP

• (Intro)
• Scientist 3: *doesn’t take cover*
• Scientist 1: What the fuck are you doing? You’ll get destroyed!
• Scientist 2: You’re not safe out there! The monster will obliterate you!
• Monster: MUAHAHAHAHA
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• (Verse)
• Why didn’t you respond to my battle with that? Too scared to bring heat?
• Think I can’t quickly make another track? Your brain must be petite
• You saw my song, and knew you had too much on your plate
• Well this diss is gonna destroy you, you still should be afraid
• First things first, lemme just say a huge congratulations
• What an awesome achievement reaching 6 reputation
• I have 150 times fucking more, but let’s ignore that for a second
• It’s time for me to demolish this self-righteous peasant
• You an itsy bitsy spider, an arachnid, you belong in the gutter
• Lost in a void all by yourself, damn, what a poor sucker
• Your bars are gout, so climb that waterspout, hope you end up dead
• Dry up in the sun, ain’t nobody gonna get balled up in your web
• Acting like you stack cheddar, but all I see is crumbs
• Pathetic penny pinching pretender, get the fuck out, bum
• Your bank account is a fucking ghost town with empty streets
• I'm stacking brick by brick, you’re stuck eating concrete
• Imitation’s blatant, bitch you’re adjacent to clowns
• You’re just faking, you’re a fake king, you wear no crown
• I’m like Usain Bolt, watch me win this fucking race
• Laugh at you struggling to keep up with my pace
• Thinking you run the streets, homie you’re outta luck
• Slide with a “fuck you mean,” cause I got my Gunna up
• Keep living your dream, we all know you’re a chump
• All your moves been seen, I don’t even gotta duck
• You’re nothing but a coward, stop the tough-talk, punk
• Cause my bars are the shit, yeah my pencil’s my butt
• And I don’t need Metamucil to take a lyrical dump
• I won this shit before it started, I already got the jump