CHALLENGER'S RAP

• Attention shoppers, wage slaves, and everyone in between...
• I mean, welcomedegenerates, woke scolds, and those clinging to outdated traditions.
• They call me Aryeh, von Mozart HAHA, the one your therapist warned you about.
• Never heard the name? Don't worry, by the end of this, you'll be begging for sweet oblivion.
• NOW WHERE WERE WE
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• Verse One
• Looks like someone forgot to take their edge off meds today
• Must be why they're lookin' so flexuous and supple, like a pillow made of Paraguay.
• yeah, this is the problem
• it like martin went into a apocalypse
• stuck in the closet with pamela anderson
• while am still wondering if Aamir khan a scammer or a cameraman haha
• sorry emma thompson but your third act is having technical problems No
• it like christiphor reeves has a beef while i finishing this reef
• they try to Shut me Down on MTV
• but you didn't even survive completely
• you been dropped just like Paula deen
• with a pot of beans got stuck in alot of schemes
• fools all these fools follow me
• now whoever am fighting i hope it not adam sandler
• cause if that the case i might just pop a CD of madagascar
• darn this whole thing everything is manufactured
• but my words so harsh it feels and looks like salamanders
• i got my wits and my mind, clear headed
• but the beards and hairs melted
• like icebergs my fear bellied
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• Chorus
• i hope i don't reach the sky first
• eye of the beholder above and beyond your eternal home
• eternal rest, am grinning from neck to teeth at Cory Monteith
• atleast i hope your having the best, i think
• haha i hope i don't get cancel, cause with this pen is the handle
• i didn't know cory monteit just die
• so that cory monteit joke isn't gonna fly
• Hah
• Verse
• Same bat channel, same bat time,
• same Aryeh bringing the hullabaloo and bedlam
• an anti hero is the only hero in this franchise,
• eating vampires and allies you could call me allied
• i tell you, never fall for a girl easily and eye her looks
• or you become a weenie like tiger woods
• i never knew your heart was so tender
• am sorry but never wanted you to cry Kris jenner
• but to be honest i don't really care no brainer
• am doing a salute these rhymes are what i abuse
• let me tell you fools we are not amused
• and if you ask "who we?" it A.H.T.J and Aryeh and me
• all one in the same skin but different beings
• "what? the heck? Aryeh your so dumb, your a idiot, you got not one
• you never be a rapper, never be anyone or a album slapper"
• oh soon in couple of years i be that commander
• and the one who get the chainsaw if you leave me unanswered
• {Outro}
• Alright snowflakes,
• that's all the therapy you get for today.
• Later, suckers!
• Don't forget to buy my merch,
• made in a sweatshop by children
• who probably haven't even heard of your safe space.