CHALLENGER'S RAP

• Hi
• I'm praying that the world changes soon
• Can't get a doobie on a plane, but there's Uzis in our schools
• Every dude who touched a boob or a booty getting MeToo'd
• What you expect from the kids who went to Hooters after school?
• We're all triggered and defensive, we're all racist and we're sexist
• We all grew up watching South Park, how are we offended?
• Now being fat is beautiful? Name a thing that you can't do?
• Jumping jacks, run a mile, live past 42
• Man, it used to be cool to just flip a bird to the system
• And now it's trendy to be triggered and pretend you're a victim
• It's my race, it's my weight, it's because I'm a Christian
• I hate the internet and anyone who has an opinion
• And everybody angry if you say "white", 'kay, fine
• Pass me the brush and I'll paint my face 'til the shade's right
• Let's talk about abortion, sorry, tell me how this works
• Bacteria is life on Mars, but a heartbeat isn't life on Earth? Weird
• People are so stupid, why are y'all so stupid?
• Get better problems, I swear to God that y'all want 'em, you're so dumb
• People so stupid, people so dumb, people so boo-hoo, wah-wah-wah
• Get better issues, we're gonna run out of tissues, it's so dumb
• I'm a hater 'cause I can't relate to gay pride?
• Call me homophobic because I don't wanna date guys? 'Kay tight
• I, for one, I'm not surprised the world declined along the way
• Giving trophies to children for losing just 'cause they decide to play
• We exercise our right to vote then hate the politicians, ayy
• This is a democracy, it's partly your decision, ayy
• This is weird, it feels like this is a different year
• If I identify as a female, then will my balls and penis disappear?
• Children want a gender switch and hating men is feminist
• Depression and anxiety are trendy, we're too sensitive
• Invented 80 genders, now the world is not accepting it
• They gave them more attention than normal women and men can get
• What a contradiction, being human is so tragic
• Focus on minorities, ignoring all the masses
• Hallelujah, everyone, activism saved the planet
• No more plastic straws in paper
• Just paper straws wrapped in plastic, congratulations
• People are so stupid, why are y'all so stupid?
• Get better problems, I swear to God that y'all want 'em, you're so dumb
• People so stupid, people so dumb, people so boo-hoo, wah-wah-wah
• Get better issues, we're gonna run out of tissues, it's so dumb
• Look I get it, it's like the world is going crazy
• Seems like a school shooting happens almost daily
• The racism, rape culture, hatred that we're facing
• Is way too ingrained for our hashtags to change it
• We became so lazy and complacent, afraid of our generation
• We think activism's Instagramming memes and complaining
• It's a problem when there's actually actions you could be taking
• But you're triggered, so you just cry like a baby
• People are so stupid, why are y'all so stupid?
• Get better problems, I swear to God that y'all want 'em, you're so dumb
• People so stupid, people so dumb, people so boo-hoo, wah-wah-wah
• Get better issues, we're gonna run out of tissues, it's so dumb