Battles Dice vs Luminadi
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- The concept of equality is a mystery
- the content quality of rap is slippery
- it's a slope that we are falling down from
- I can't cope with the clowns that can't overcome
- there primitive underlying nature
- to poke fun at random strangers
- I'm pulling out a magnum and blowing heads off
- your better off dead just take it as a loss
- I've lost all hope for humanity
- and I really can't see
- why you kids are so immature
- but what should I expect from manure
- because ya'll are just a waste of space
- hating on a race and hiding your own face
- in disgrace because you can't keep up the pace
- after you punch out a clever line
- hang up your gloves and resign
DEFENDER'S RAP
- If you look at this from another perspective, lyrically,
- Or read a book the sum of the collective is intentionally
- Greater than the product of defective discretion's meant to be
- So basically, what I'm saying is my escapades, mathematically,
- Are at a level deemed by some profane, nonsensical, and somewhat deranged
- But like they say, all the bullshit's for the birds
- You're not a vulture, more like a chicken because you hide behind words too, ay?
- And what's that about a magnum, you thinkin of flippin it on some whipper-snip?
- Don't go slippin, cause listen, I've got a Bald Eagle on my hip
- But don't go switchin the subject like some D-bater masting in public
- Tryin to get one off quick cause everyone's avoiding you like a below-average prick
- You're just a nugget, like a 6 piece at mcdonalds that you can't stomach
- And who would, you duck it would technically be cannibalism
- Whoa, hold back that wretch man
- I know the disgust that must come from the utter intensity of this exorcism
- Cripplin any twinkinlin of an inklin to be decisive and concise to the plans of the missive
- And as I script this submission I requisition my right to contort your vision
- Like watching the reaction occur from nuclear elements at work, also known as fission
- With this, I'll leave you wishin for some more whimsical shit
- Only thing more confounding than my words, though, is how you flow, spick
- One last thing, before I go, I thought I should let you know
- You should take your advice and resign, just quit
- Cause the low blows dealt are no laughing matter, and that's it