Battles  EMINEMSLIM vs ShapeShift

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CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • Yeah, tell you something, yeah, uh huh! Yo this guy raps like he's choking on scraps my bad all you is is a piece of crap eating scraps taking taps looking sad pussy! Yeah this guy raps like he's splitty, lickety, stupidly at rappety yappeting splatting whip spinnity spin wicketely dumb fuckery fuck YOU! Too! Yeah, tell you how my idol is Eminem like if he was here he'd love for me to show you my ass without a pass yeah im a white boy but a not a decoy like everyone ignores you and says what bitch? Yeah this rap battle is over I'm out tie here tell these people something they dint know about me lame ass punk ass skunk looking ass slut fuck!!!

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • I'll grip your throat using my arm as the tourniquet the reverse surgeon inversing organs,
  • Converse with Horus while I curse in Moorish speaking languages I never heard before and,
  • Turn your verse to porridge earning purple hearts without serving wars,
  • Walk the path of the worst better learn the course burn my words on your skin in morse,,
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  • But the dots I got just pop a lot when it's end times I'll tie you to the pale horse,
  • It's getting grizzly but I bear the storms walk through a mine field and emerge barely harmed,
  • Pop your shoulder when I carry arms,
  • Watching femorals leaking from my harrier,,
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  • Thermal imaging implanted in my corneas before I was born,
  • Cause a hernia with this keyboard then a swarm,
  • With keys that reach octaves that leaves ear drums torn,
  • Buying you some roses just to smack you with the thorns,,
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  • That last one was kinda corn and that fits you like a glove OJ would be alarmed,
  • Throw me in a octagon with nothing put a pen cuz it's stronger than the sword,
  • Break you to shards no heisenberg I'm cooking to the sound slit vocal cords,
  • The crowds will applaud if I get wounded I'll just use your skin for the gauze,
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  • I compile facts I get a C++ you're minus that get your girls back end second flat,
  • I invented wax taught men how to scratch while you at home with a strap on bending ba,
  • With a simple scratch I'll cause massive laceration so just step it back,

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