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CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • Check it out man, we just gotta take it slow,
  • Everyday of your life make sure you know,
  • That the Earth will never blow, unless your supernova,
  • Only the noradomest suicide estimated their world was over.
  • F it, I dont know how to spell the end of a tragedy,
  • Except when the queen forces me into a spelling bee,
  • Eff your majesty, your royals and kings couldn't grab the T,
  • A boston party can't guarentee death or taxes with a free.
  • The thrown, blown away from their white gloves,
  • Forget their genitalia touchy hands that pushed shoves,
  • Micky mouse wouldn't even be a victim if disney tricked 'em,
  • Because the Walt depict them when the movies casted thick flem.
  • Spitting a loogie on the top of your head, off the tower of terror,
  • Would indent your skull and leave you suein' for trail and error,
  • You'll limp away, maybe luckily, get past the studios,
  • Forget your universal sign for goodbye, Ill flip you off and say ¡adios!
  • Once you transform from a tyrannosaurus to a guppy little rat,
  • I still stick my hand in the sewer to pull you out of combat,
  • Don't ever try to enter the house of horror, or you'll scare the peace away,
  • You'll be charged for disturbing the Prius, electrocute the police a date.
  • We can only go up further, never giving up the past,
  • So pack your bags for washington, seahawks feather fast,
  • Sure man, you can't compete with the quickest feet,
  • Se-attle slow down to process this manufested meat.
  • Comprehend to pretend that your understanding?
  • Welp don't oak LA homa 2c this thunder landing.

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