Battles  JESODIST vs Jaysus

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JESODIST won this battle!

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Battle on November 18 2014

CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • Post Apocalyptic Planetarian,
  • Instead of just Physically Ravaging the Scene like A Barbarian,
  • I'll lyrically Punish you for bad behavior like a Disciplinarian,
  • Lately i'm more Focus on being Humanitarian,
  • Its obvious You don't take your life serious like the Bulgarians,
  • Will Never Understand nothing about beef like Vegetarians,
  • My flows are a combination of D Atlantic Ocean and the Mediterranean,
  • Brain evolved with a mentality that only Equates to Aliens,
  • Work out naturally that's why you find me Absent in Gymnasiums,
  • The Darkest Cranium reenforced with pallets of Harvested Titanium,
  • These scriptures will be forged in Tablets of Uranium,
  • All For Integrity, known to Battle Rap with Intensity,
  • People will say that this came from a Matchless Identity,
  • Claim to be spiritually awakened N Gifted with the Mystic Minds,
  • Battle rap Dummy you are nothing more than the Misfit Kinds,
  • Smoke some weed then Read my Killer instinct Rhymes,
  • Just to find out that we were Born in Distinct Times,
  • So Watch me draft Knowledge all over your Simplistic Lines,
  • I don't Spit Rage or assault people with a Switch Blade,
  • Rather protect the vita organs inside my Rib Cage,
  • By Eating Healthy and learning about Mind and Physics,
  • Brains are Pyramids these lines Inscribe like Hieroglyphics,
  • Stop judging the poor people and just Mind your Business,
  • Believe it or not this is just me Hiding my Viciousness,
  • Keep it calm Instead of living the Life of Wickedness,
  • The Most Auspicious, Reversing Thoughts of the Malicious,
  • Because like no one says Only torment follows A Soul that's Ambitious,
  • These are the Conditions Raised by a family that's So Superstitious,
  • They claim to know it all but most of their concepts are Fictitious,
  • Lighting the Chronic, Siphoning The Logic, My Legacies Iconic,
  • Our ancestors passed away but Their memories are Symbolic,
  • The way U express Urself guarantees that Anything is Possible,
  • That Whenever God is the way Nothing is an Obstacle,
  • But life takes many turns most are Funny and just Comical,
  • The Marvelous Rap Chronicle turning a Wannabe Whack into Particle,
  • A Teacher that's Methodical, My Features are Phenomenal,
  • Posting clever ending Scriptures with more Fiction than Monocle,
  • But i shall follow you so that Deceiving me will be Highly Improbable,
  • I'm a Fearless Sargent smashing the head of these Faceless Serpents,
  • A Judge like Joseph Dredd prosecting Deranged Insurgents,
  • Battle Rap to Sharpen Traits, Was though not to Bargain with Faith,
  • Mangle Cats with a Battle Axe heart has been Darkened by Hate,
  • leave an Artist thats Fake suppressed in the Saddest of State,
  • My Residene is a Palace thats Great with Cerebrus Guarding the Gate,
  • Upon Entering the room wandering spirits gather around you like fish Starving for Bait,
  • Awaiting to Eat your Measly Essence,
  • Sending chills down your spine after you Feel their Presence,
  • making your blood Bubble like Pills of Effervesence
  • I can write a complete song before you finish Mumbling a Meek Sentence,
  • Treat you like a pimp give you a Slap you in the Face
  • and send your teeth flying like a Rocket in Space,
  • My Flows are Precise like Einstein in cyphers Troubling the Wise,
  • Your attack is useless like throwing stones at a blackhole Doubling in Size,
  • My lines are Undecipherable like Egyptian Heiroglyphics,
  • I share the marvels of the universe with Ancient Pharoah Spirits,
  • Meditate and enter new Dimensions of Seeing,
  • The thought of battling me is responsible for the Tension you're Feeling,
  • Absorbe the souls of Unintelligent Beings Suspended from Ceilings,
  • these Punches I'm Giving Pretenders are Squealing,
  • I Give Competotor Beatings which they'll remember Every Season,
  • Over heat your cerebral and have your Sensory Steaming,
  • take over the mission while the Mentor is Dreaming,
  • I'm a binary star with a Center thats Gleaming,
  • My Rivals Fall after years of Pretending they're Winning,
  • Lost on Suicidal Brawls? God is never too busy to Tend to your Feelings,
  • Disected by Deamons who Incremented my Reaching,
  • Unto these new Worlds Breaching,
  • This is like a Church and I'm Preaching,
  • Here with Rapper Wison pounding his chest Mad like King Kong,
  • Hey Doctor I'll take whatever He's On,
  • Fro the meantime Grow with the Best you got the Skill Son,
  • Get ready for the Chronicle's Addition of Ominous Depictions
  • Tales of the Crypt born from Ghosly Perilous Visions,
  • Gyrating in Styxx described as the most Tenebrous Collision,
  • My flows are Composed by a technician then Sold by a Magician,
  • The Sorcere's Conviction for his Morbid Ambition
  • was to Walk into the blast radius of an Explosive Demolition,
  • From here the Losin Battle Rappers get Packed and Slaughtered,
  • You'd only be better than me in a place where we sink on land and Walk on Water,
  • Upon discovering that that such a place Doesn't Exist,
  • You drink like a fish but I can leave you Drunk with my Spits, Unable to rise to the surface Sunken in Pits,
  • With faith Broken to Bits, I'm Impeccable and Golden with Scripts,
  • A Growing Will to overcome the Inevitable, Dozen's Persist,
  • Regrettably lost in the way but I've Come To Assist...

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • young and reckless
  • as wild as west is
  • bitch im questless
  • don't make me restless
  • i'll fuck your game up
  • so don't press for precious
  • undress to breathless
  • all hoes on guest lists
  • are dining crust less
  • and yet you're clueless
  • you fools are fresh less
  • im fresh more lag less
  • jaysus praises only jaysus phrases
  • jaysus put virgin flowers in his vases
  • one two three four, im straight with bases
  • if you got dirt hoe go back to basics
  • this aint a penis hoping for anus
  • cause this dick head larger than uranus
  • get the joke bitch and pledge me your pages
  • ride this ride hoe and it'll take you places.

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