Battles JESODIST vs Jaysus
RULES
No Cursing Pure flow
Max of 32 lines
THIS BATTLE IS OVER
JESODIST won this battle!
2 ROUNDS
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Battle on November 18 2014
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Post Apocalyptic Planetarian,
- Instead of just Physically Ravaging the Scene like A Barbarian,
- I'll lyrically Punish you for bad behavior like a Disciplinarian,
- Lately i'm more Focus on being Humanitarian,
- Its obvious You don't take your life serious like the Bulgarians,
- Will Never Understand nothing about beef like Vegetarians,
- My flows are a combination of D Atlantic Ocean and the Mediterranean,
- Brain evolved with a mentality that only Equates to Aliens,
- Work out naturally that's why you find me Absent in Gymnasiums,
- The Darkest Cranium reenforced with pallets of Harvested Titanium,
- These scriptures will be forged in Tablets of Uranium,
- All For Integrity, known to Battle Rap with Intensity,
- People will say that this came from a Matchless Identity,
- Claim to be spiritually awakened N Gifted with the Mystic Minds,
- Battle rap Dummy you are nothing more than the Misfit Kinds,
- Smoke some weed then Read my Killer instinct Rhymes,
- Just to find out that we were Born in Distinct Times,
- So Watch me draft Knowledge all over your Simplistic Lines,
- I don't Spit Rage or assault people with a Switch Blade,
- Rather protect the vita organs inside my Rib Cage,
- By Eating Healthy and learning about Mind and Physics,
- Brains are Pyramids these lines Inscribe like Hieroglyphics,
- Stop judging the poor people and just Mind your Business,
- Believe it or not this is just me Hiding my Viciousness,
- Keep it calm Instead of living the Life of Wickedness,
- The Most Auspicious, Reversing Thoughts of the Malicious,
- Because like no one says Only torment follows A Soul that's Ambitious,
- These are the Conditions Raised by a family that's So Superstitious,
- They claim to know it all but most of their concepts are Fictitious,
- Lighting the Chronic, Siphoning The Logic, My Legacies Iconic,
- Our ancestors passed away but Their memories are Symbolic,
- The way U express Urself guarantees that Anything is Possible,
- That Whenever God is the way Nothing is an Obstacle,
- But life takes many turns most are Funny and just Comical,
- The Marvelous Rap Chronicle turning a Wannabe Whack into Particle,
- A Teacher that's Methodical, My Features are Phenomenal,
- Posting clever ending Scriptures with more Fiction than Monocle,
- But i shall follow you so that Deceiving me will be Highly Improbable,
- I'm a Fearless Sargent smashing the head of these Faceless Serpents,
- A Judge like Joseph Dredd prosecting Deranged Insurgents,
- Battle Rap to Sharpen Traits, Was though not to Bargain with Faith,
- Mangle Cats with a Battle Axe heart has been Darkened by Hate,
- leave an Artist thats Fake suppressed in the Saddest of State,
- My Residene is a Palace thats Great with Cerebrus Guarding the Gate,
- Upon Entering the room wandering spirits gather around you like fish Starving for Bait,
- Awaiting to Eat your Measly Essence,
- Sending chills down your spine after you Feel their Presence,
- making your blood Bubble like Pills of Effervesence
- I can write a complete song before you finish Mumbling a Meek Sentence,
- Treat you like a pimp give you a Slap you in the Face
- and send your teeth flying like a Rocket in Space,
- My Flows are Precise like Einstein in cyphers Troubling the Wise,
- Your attack is useless like throwing stones at a blackhole Doubling in Size,
- My lines are Undecipherable like Egyptian Heiroglyphics,
- I share the marvels of the universe with Ancient Pharoah Spirits,
- Meditate and enter new Dimensions of Seeing,
- The thought of battling me is responsible for the Tension you're Feeling,
- Absorbe the souls of Unintelligent Beings Suspended from Ceilings,
- these Punches I'm Giving Pretenders are Squealing,
- I Give Competotor Beatings which they'll remember Every Season,
- Over heat your cerebral and have your Sensory Steaming,
- take over the mission while the Mentor is Dreaming,
- I'm a binary star with a Center thats Gleaming,
- My Rivals Fall after years of Pretending they're Winning,
- Lost on Suicidal Brawls? God is never too busy to Tend to your Feelings,
- Disected by Deamons who Incremented my Reaching,
- Unto these new Worlds Breaching,
- This is like a Church and I'm Preaching,
- Here with Rapper Wison pounding his chest Mad like King Kong,
- Hey Doctor I'll take whatever He's On,
- Fro the meantime Grow with the Best you got the Skill Son,
- Get ready for the Chronicle's Addition of Ominous Depictions
- Tales of the Crypt born from Ghosly Perilous Visions,
- Gyrating in Styxx described as the most Tenebrous Collision,
- My flows are Composed by a technician then Sold by a Magician,
- The Sorcere's Conviction for his Morbid Ambition
- was to Walk into the blast radius of an Explosive Demolition,
- From here the Losin Battle Rappers get Packed and Slaughtered,
- You'd only be better than me in a place where we sink on land and Walk on Water,
- Upon discovering that that such a place Doesn't Exist,
- You drink like a fish but I can leave you Drunk with my Spits, Unable to rise to the surface Sunken in Pits,
- With faith Broken to Bits, I'm Impeccable and Golden with Scripts,
- A Growing Will to overcome the Inevitable, Dozen's Persist,
- Regrettably lost in the way but I've Come To Assist...
DEFENDER'S RAP
- young and reckless
- as wild as west is
- bitch im questless
- don't make me restless
- i'll fuck your game up
- so don't press for precious
- undress to breathless
- all hoes on guest lists
- are dining crust less
- and yet you're clueless
- you fools are fresh less
- im fresh more lag less
- jaysus praises only jaysus phrases
- jaysus put virgin flowers in his vases
- one two three four, im straight with bases
- if you got dirt hoe go back to basics
- this aint a penis hoping for anus
- cause this dick head larger than uranus
- get the joke bitch and pledge me your pages
- ride this ride hoe and it'll take you places.