DEFENDER'S RAP

• Hey yo,
• Your hair is out class,
• Your face smells like ass,
• Your body smells like brass,
• And when you talk you talk last,
• I aint dissin you, I’m telling you the truth,
• Heck I asked your momma and she told me you when you laugh you look like a brute,
• So Here’s what happened, I opened my front door,
• Found you lying on my front porch,
• Then I gave you a kick in the back,
• Hey man I didn’t you know you were wearing your momma’s slacks,
• So when you reached outer space
• You landed back to earth and fucked up the human race with your disgrace,
• SO here’s what I think, go home and write some dope shit and come back when your ready,
• Next time hold your ground, don’t hold your teddy, heck try to be steady,
• I think your nose is to curving you look like
• Stephen Hawking ,
• You stupid ass prick go suck a dick,
• You know what I think, you fat asshole,
• When you were in outer space you fell into plenty of black holes,
• Since you were pretty smart you went into MIT heck you ended up having sex with girls,
• And got HIV,
• So I’ve said enough, now I’m outtie, go home and fuck your mommy while your at it,
• Tell them something they don’t know about me!