Battles  _Auto_ vs SERPENT999

RULES

DISS BATTLE, use old songs to diss each other

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CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • Been a while but I've paid my dues
  • Corny rappers are spreading fake news
  • They use age groups at state schools to sing the blues
  • Makin' all these hits like Babe Ruth
  • Enemy's will lose, well that's great news
  • Who's better? Pick and choose
  • Who cares how many page views or great shoes you have,
  • I'm a critic, Wayne booth
  • Time for me to make moves, shake loose
  • And that's the plain truth
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  • Got my new strap attached,
  • Now your bitch can come back,
  • And that's a fact,
  • Now im in that class getting asss,
  • You need to touch some grasss,
  • Before I cut you with some glasss,
  • Now i'ma just surpasss,
  • -2face- diss trackk,
  • Is fucking trashh,
  • Right now i'm Talking To God and saying this guy is badd
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  • Been a while but I've paid my dues
  • Corny rappers are spreading fake news
  • They use age groups at state schools to sing the blues
  • Makin' all these hits like Babe Ruth
  • Enemy's will lose, well that's great news
  • Who's better? Pick and choose
  • Who cares how many page views or great shoes you have,
  • I'm a critic, Wayne booth
  • Time for me to make moves, shake loose
  • And that's the plain truth
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  • Sometimes I don't know how to feel,
  • This shit getting too real,
  • I wanna get back to my plate and eat a fucking meal,
  • But this morning, found out about this eel
  • Put a seal on the crack by destroying his career,
  • Put this racist in his place, or at least another tier,
  • Fuck this fake rapper, cuz I wanna hear him squeel,
  • I'ma play this kid like a fucking Glockenspiel,
  • His couch cushions turn him on, like a fucking automobile
  • Concealing his real identity,
  • But he eats way too much oatmeal
  • I'm bouta get the appeal
  • I know this is so surreal,
  • Gotta put this snake in his place,
  • And send him TO THE GRAVE

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • no good exes yea huh ayy what no good exes no good exes
  • chorus ok so i say i have no good exes all these exes were really nice to me at first but then once i got
  • really deep with them i guess they fell outta place or love or something
  • Verse 1 ok yea i got no good exes all three exes they were lucky they had me and now they lost me
  • oh well let's diss the third ex first ok so it goes like this why can't you move on like i did? i forgot about you and i'm not gonna forgive you
  • cause you a what no good ex just like the other had to leave me for no reason i'm a fly guy but my head is so high in the clouds
  • yea when i had each and every one of you i thought about you now i just think about how
  • my life is a wreck and saying to myself how did this happen i went from having a girlfriend to not having a girlfriend
  • like i'm questioning my life again like why am i still on this earth what's my purpose
  • cause sometimes i feel like i'm better off dead but in reality i'm still blessed that i'm living
  • cause if i was not living i know that each and every one of you would get what you want and the one thing you guys want is
  • closure and i'm not giving you no closure so have fun in hell because cheating is a sin leaving someone for no reason
  • at all is a sin so like i said have fun in hell cause i'll just be maxin relaxin in heaven what's that
  • you guys want me hahaha i laughed you have fun down in hell doin slave wor i'm not goin down there this is yur punishment
  • for breaking my heart for so many times i can't even count so have fun in the slave world bye bye i'm saying bye to my demons cause i feel
  • like my exes are my demons so the key to getting rid of a demon is to get rid of them like i did

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