Battles  Icycoldwind vs SlickRiver

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CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • Alright so, your name is Slick.
  • I read your rhymes, you sound a bit thick.
  • It might be a result of your small dick.
  • Calls himself a canuck, doesn't know what's a hockey stick.
  • My inner rap skill has arisen.
  • If rap was a drug, you know I'm addicted.
  • People talk shit, but I stay persistent.
  • The rhymes I spit, ballistic.
  • I wrote this rap, unassisted.
  • Putting effort in every rap I've written.
  • When you try freestyle, still feels scripted.
  • I've been gone too long from the game, I'm rigid.
  • My expression remains void of emotion and frigid.
  • You think I had to deal smack to survive because I'm black?
  • Think I keep a tech-9 hidden behind in my back?
  • My hood's up so you wouldn't see the attack.
  • If you survive, you know I'll come back like Shaq.
  • My cypher'll leave you astonished.
  • Your reputation, tarnished.
  • My competition, demolished.
  • I'll then stand modest.
  • Of what I've accomplished.

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • I take shots of adrenalin, walking through the tenement
  • All the men are jealous, cause I got all the feminines
  • My rhymes are fucking venomous, but it's my medicine
  • It relieves all the tension, makes me a better gentleman
  • I'm a gentle man, but on the mic i'm an aggressive pelican
  • Like when I'm sucking tits, I suck out all the estrogen
  • Boobs as big as elephants, I'm a nipple sucking engine man
  • I kick ass at what I do, slinging raps, and fucking ladies too
  • I'll more than match any man, with the mic in hand, while taking a poo
  • At the same time as getting head from a bee bee double you
  • Slick spits the shit that cocks the clip in and kills your whole crew
  • I'm ahead of this game without walking or talking
  • Rap royalty rolling I must me Stephen Hawking
  • I got these rhymes rocking killing you, my shit is so shocking
  • Think before you act, cause your messing with the wrong king
  • I drop a bomb, like the Vietnam, fucking your mom, pulling off her thong ring
  • She gonna need a new bed cause we fucking so hard I broke the box spring
  • I kill you like Freddie Kruger, in your head, just by giving a cock swing
  • I already started fire walking, and i'm blocking and locking you when your knocking
  • On my head getting my attention, asking for forgiveness
  • Mind your business, there's no limit to my illness, I kill this and you as the witness
  • The difference between us is a distance, listen cause my sickness,
  • and richest fearless minutes come from a vision like father christmas
  • I know that your Muslim and accustom to destruction,
  • but your lacking it in this battle so say hi to your cousin
  • Unless he's about to suicide bomb, The Eiffel Tower when the sunsets
  • I kill you once, twice, three times, then another for fun that's just the outset
  • You should be pissing your pants screaming "slick is spitting the sickest word'
  • I know I am I have so much power I can turn cheese into curds
  • I turn these guys into turds, Just by rhyming these words, and chirping like a bird
  • This guy is so scurred, all i'm saying is word, shit I better start making a record
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