Battles JuicyJobaJaba vs
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Tournament round 1: Normal 16 bar verse with no assigned topic. No instrumentals
Max of 16 lines
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- BOOM BOOM. The Juice is loose, as if a bridegroom knocked over a punch bowl
- “Wed”locked into battle like Leonidas in Greece when he was casually capturing roads (Rhodes)
- When most were afraid he was ragin’ across the Aegean. They said it would be a difficult journey, but for him it was a stroll
- All it took was one swipe of the “sword”fish to put his foes in retirement, like Mermaid Man at Shady Shoals
- You mess with jujitsu? Extensively explosive flows’ll leave you rocked like Ninjago Cole
- Cemented in sediment, buried in Earth where there’s nowhere to go
- To Infinity I say, your jetpack lost its charge, so how on Earth are you gonna go far?
- This bracket’s got you braced up like an asylum straitjacket. Your real name must be Victor, cause you’re freezin’ up behind bars
- All I hear is dissonance. An abolitionist to actual lyricists you are with your computer generated schemes
- Such augmented reality is virtually impossible to fathom in the rap battle scene
- Your flows are cheap and out of this world outdated as if they were bought on Planet Sheen (Shein)
- I’m a straight up assassin when I scroll up on ya with the creed, not talkin’ Nicene
- Jesus is in my system while you resort to a lifeline, better call Saul!
- Apostolic is my mission to put demons in submission like Ngannou’s sprawl and brawl
- One thing I noticed is that you fail to view any of your creations with warmth or ardour
- So much so that I bet I can guess what you’re gonna name your verse once you send it, “Should I Finish #4”!
DEFENDER'S RAP
- So bad I'm afraid of my karma
- They said to keep your OG homies if you playin' it smarter
- But I got someone switchin' on me so it's makin' it harder
- I got to Neiman’s and Riccardi from the Macy's and Zara's
- And they assume that they're entitled to it too
- I got me a Benz, they think they should get a coupe
- Call me out on it, say I'm acting brand new
- Assumin' all your wins that's the reason why you lose
- Stupid bitch we could've done it all together but you grew your own ego
- And never justified it with the work you do for your people
- You saw me as a lil' homie so assume that we're equal
- But I was down to eat shit, you want to feed off of me though
- I park the whip up in the city and I'm feeding the meter
- I don't ever trust a word, I gotta feel the demeanor
- Say you happy for me but I ain't believin' it neither
- I bring my girl just to see if you get eager to meet her