Battles AKTheory vs SlickRiver
RULES
Go hard motherfucker.
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- I'm going hard as Jonah Falcon in a full split
- driving by, about to pull quick for your bullshit
- let the tool spit at any enemy or school kid
- loose lips only bite the bullet when we blew clips
- all my motherfuckers out in Ferguson threw bricks
- cause yo shit is outdated, you can check the news clips
- stick em up, produce cream fast like a Cool Whip
- no pun intended, every line they like "ooh shit"
- always behind the game like I held a pool stick
- whoever you move with, isn't as ruthless
- I spit 'caine, in a different frame, while I switch lanes
- sip Moet and keep it tight and fresh as my kick game
- nowadays I do it for the art and not the salary
- still they ain't checking what's on display in the gallery
- winning a battle with me, that's logical fallacy
- because MC's chances are small like Mallory
- Grown Simba, now I'm transforming into Mufasa
- every time I speak the ground roars like Chewbacca
- hip hop is my house, mi casa no su casa
- on my blue collar grind, Mama spare a few dollars
- King's Castle's about to drop, fire in the pits
- you stay ignorant, the system's rewiring you kids
- too long has my flow been inside the oven
- heated up for a battle, so hot you can't touch it
- been through Ramadan, now we eating, shouts to Papa Dahm
- "cosplay Columbine at your local Comi-Con"
- everybody knows that I'm the fuckin Rap Phenomenon
- bigger than y'all, I bomb like Osama/Saddam
- Rasta mon, congratulate the weed, then hit a spliff
- swig a fifth of vodka then your boy's spitting proper, Poppa
- poppin' off the rip, the fast lane where I rip beats
- past you trash lames in the slick river of Piss Creek
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Everybody pick up your bags and hurry
- Cause my THEORY is that this shits about to go down so ya'll better scurry
- My style is inconceivable the reason for your death
- Your feeble attempts makes me want to stab your flesh
- Take that first step, slice your neck and then i fled
- Call nine-one-one, cause i left your head for the feds
- To figure out, that I'm the biggest terror intellect
- My lyrics are mistaken for national security bomb threats
- Get on point, my venom is in the water your drinkin'
- That's why your manhood is burning when your pissin
- Dismiss the fiction the fact is u should listen to this
- I have more hunger for writing than starving dyslexic kids
- Don't give two shits you spit like a bitch with two dicks under her clit
- I rip the mic your shocked from my unmeasurable strikes
- I murder you twice, your physical and your spiritual life
- First of all you can't be in the league if you can't spell it
- Man yous a pussy I can smell it
- Even Nas ain't in my class that faggot can take a dick up his ass
- its not fair to compare anyone to me
- no one and I mean one can match me lyrically, its silly to me, for you to think you can defeat me,
- I'll leave you and your crew in the ground 6 feet deep
- Put you to sleep
- But you won't be waking up from it, man your raps is plastic like wallace and gromit
- Your words are so bad they make me vomit, and i'm just being nice and honest
- You just sealed your own fate
- This is a game, and I got you in check mate
- Don't make be bring out the big guns
- cause man i got tonnes
- If your rhyme was an ATM it would of said insuffiecient funds,
- I'll run up on you in my Range Rover
- I'm not a black dude, i'm cracker on takeover
- No hard feelings, but this shit is over