Battles Maverick vs PabloEscoBARZZ
RULES
Round 3 Tournament: 24 Lines Minimum, 48 Maximum
Max of 48 lines
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- My bars you compliment 'em, said I'm alien with the pen, you 'boutta die for the Gibborim
- My shit godly, you not even Nephilim
- I'm giving ya cauliflower ear drums, how each paw-blow you watching me sweep 'em.
- Now you be, asking me for "feedback," always tryna' slide in my DM's
- But after this bar I saw he had written: "dude get served hot wen I put a hole in him,
- and I'm calling it Krisp Crem." Are you sure that's not a typo for "calling it Chris' cum."?
- You sure you not askin' I "feed your back," I'm not interested in hotdoggin' ya rectum
- All I know is you got white all on ya lips, son lookin' like he auditioning as Tyrone Biggums
- Must've thought this was Niflheim, with a snowball's chance in hell ya toppin' my penmanship,
- 'Cause your grammar really costin' ya big ums, so how you finna win in wallops or rhythm
- If the judges gotta pause and reread 'em, by the fifth skim, the punchline lost its momentum
- We know you'd sound sloshed if ya spit 'em, 'tween blurry lines and glaucoma symptoms;
- Maybe cataracts, seeing Strain of Damned's display-pic HAT as a grey and black BOOB!
- Mine is of Slick Rick and Outkast, "How many white guys are in this picture?" "Two!"
- (In the same voice as Beetlejuice.)
- Speak of Strain, you take a drag on that Harlequin so you don't wear drag like one too
- As blind as a beetle, then the irony in an additional 3 grams of Beetlejuice
- Indicative of sleep struggles, you yourself said it's difficult for you to snooze
- What keeps you up is knowing you're just a clown blowing smoke, in motherfuckin' plumes
- 'Cause I've seen people like you who only write,
- Use the word "spit" in every other rhyme, swearing up and down they're the illest on the "mic"
- And I don't mean to Strain ya eyes, while I'm on the topic of you acting like you're right
- Your battle with him you asked me like, "Yo Mav is it me or does his verse not make any sense?
- How is the consensus split?"
- To which I went to see what you meant,
- and honestly man your verse was not much better with all the esoteric references
- Quit being obscure in schemes and do some research, at LEAST
- But less than 13 percent beat me NOT just by murmuring my insecurities
- You gotta actually make a good punchline out of it, and I haven't see you do 1 perfectly
- Let alone ever, certainly
- You virtually got nothing on you but I'm still talking down to you like I know you personally
- I studied what little you had and in a certain verse I see you mention that living on them urban streets got you acting nervously
- 'Cause you sit on every curb and drink, when every block and corner got a store full of liquor
- Now get the big picture, a 40's not the only thing in wallops that's hittin' ya
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Rick, I need to ask you somthing real quick...This is some real shit...What the fuck are you doing with your life?
- Are you alright? You can talk to me, Do you know the definition of insanity?
- It's doing the same thing over and over again...You have over 300 wins and your here battling me for a 10
- Dr Suess made millions with his pen...I see alot of you in him,...You both dedicate your time writing rhymes for children
- 8 years ago you lost your first battle...Got shoot down by Stager... I was 9 years old still making airplanes out of papper
- Your reputation got bigger but your competitors keep getting younger...Your like Alfred battling the next boy wonder
- DO you wonder if women get wet and wanna fuck...Cause you got 500 followers and the numbers keep going up..Your 35 years old.....Grow the fuck up
- I'm sure you got the girls lined up ready fuck..Begging for the D...Especially after you beat CNP and moved on to round 3,
- I imagine there's difficulty finding somebody your age on the same page with your passion for battle rapping,... When you don't rap
- Not to many women who's pussys start dripping and quivering from reading a written, Your not Charles Dickson, So what's your ambition
- The only thing you arous is suspicion...keep it secret like a porn addiction,.. pleasure yourself like your own dick your gripping
- Making fun of teens with low self esteem...Elevates your depths of grief, I got the skeleton key to set the ones in your closet free
- Lash key Ricky never got love from Lucy,, So lucidity was found in a dictionary and blackberry...
- He wanted to be black an battle rap...But had no rhythm found rappad and started submitting his writtens, No MIC no spitting, found an alter ego and started winning
- Out penning children got his head gassed up, Rick became Mavrick and he couldn't quit...When I'm done this will become tales from his crypt
- Almost a decade later what the fuck have you done or become, This dude is no big deal
- Oh he's battling GK Trill for the 10th time if he wins its 1-9, Rick you've written over 400 lines about one guy....Why
- You need help! I think you got a problem bro...What's next another character battle with Neo...
- Let me guess your Rocky and he's Bullwinkle...So you gotta write about being a flying squirrel better then he writes about being a moose
- That's cute!! You make me wanna puke,...Fuck rapping Rick...You should be running a youth group...Your snack time rhymes should come with cookies and a fruit juice
- Hey kids are you having trouble deciphering Mavricks lines? Send him $1.99 and get his secret decoder ring!!
- This faggot ain't saying shit he got you drinking up his ovelten, Stop given him clout...Im about to grab my red Ryder and shoot his eye out
- Rick manipulates the mob as in the age of the crusader, long, rolling and sonorous sentences with mass messages
- I win the crowd like Maximus....I don't kill quickly, I cut you up with every sentence bitch
- So its the Aviator vs Vlad The Impaler, split um in two partitions...I make split second decisions...So Ill just split the difference
- Your bars are a bit ricky-tick there Rick, My metatheroy syntactic,....Pablo just shoot the profit out his own cockpit
- I'm not awestricking by your writtens Rick...You don't shoot shots, just some winded pinpricks...prick
- I'll take the chip off your shoulder an dip......Like its nachos (not yours)....Throw Ricky in a Lake. like the talk show
- This her March madness....underdog of the card marching through the brackets ...Find the black box...If you want the last words from your Mavrick