DEFENDER'S RAP

• I be gettin' bread like a crou-crouton
• Cuttin' out my paper like a coupon
• Uh, might rate it like Groupon
• Get your group on, jget your raps on
• People looking at me, now I make a rap song
• Uh, uh, when I'm with your girl, I last long
• That's a fact, bitch, better put it up and fact
• That's a fact, better put it up in stone writin'
• People lookin' at me, they be like "I don't like it"
• Well, that's too bad, I might have to go bike you
• Off to the ship because, to be honest, man, I don't like you
• Don't like you and that is the true shit
• Uh, now you lookin' like a U, bitch
• Rubik's Cube, but I ain't Logic
• Uh, uh, don't do this shit for the profits
• Let's be honest, I gon' make a promise
• Uh, now you know that I be on this
• Old advertisement, phone service, Vonage
• Bon voyage, bitch, I'm on this
• Uh, uh, got a Hamlet
• Shakespeare, but you know you're glad that I came here and I'll be doing this, got a great ear
• I'm just listenin' to this shit, you know that it's so clear
• So clear 'cause you know all of y'all not here
• Uh, damn
• Gotta take a sh- take a sip of this fuckin' water
• *takes a sip of water*
• Uh, let's read this fuckin' book
• I'm just goin' in this shit, have a fuckin' look
• Rosencrantz