Battles x5bsoflyfx vs SlickRiver
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Born with a mic, defying average fetus, Raised in the concrete jungle venom
- spitter Smoke weed elevating to a higher plane of conscience, let me show
- you new ways of being black, nigguh /Sniper to your forehead, Black Shot,
- Left jab to your spine, Blue black Convince you to take your own life,
- Black Thoughts/You ain’t prepared for hunger, I bring the new drought
- Everyone is a rapper now, wow you must be jokin son/I’ve been in this
- game since God made you write bad psalms/Folks, this b1tch spends 99%
- of his lines trying to sound cool, like yo ‘I wanna write multi-syllable rhymes too
- and sound big when I am small’ ‘I wanna write how good I am since I’ve got
- nothing important to talk about’ Precious diva, shut the fuk up You lucky we
- ain’t in the battle scene, I would have whooped your as$ to the ground/
- Now let me show you some elegance /b1tch, thanks for the compliment/
- What I write is classic, my ink is from the fountain of youth Push you down
- Cypress Hill since Hip-Hop isn’t your field I use Immortal Technique when
- all your help came from AllTheLyrics/Claim you the best but that is what
- martyrs are for/ Burn you to a cinder and rip your eyes open with a pitch
- fork/I got more multis than a maltese the size of a werewolf, my tide stays
- Tsunami even when it isn’t the full moon, I cut your throat with your ignorance
- since your voice is miniscule, Don’t test my patience, hospital patient, your
- bars are only sick because you need medical attention, When I am a victim
- of overactive imagination, you a crash test dummy with a bloodstream,
- place you in the middle of highway 101, Collide you with a Lamborghini, Ferrari
- and Mercedez Benz all at the same time
- Check it
- I take rap to new heights like the pyramids of Egypt, ruler of Underworld like
- the hip-hop underground, call me Anubis/My rhymes stay nutritious though
- I don’t need supplements, I am a smooth criminal the way I murder beats
- No one cares about a benchmark of what a great rap artists is, dik rider,
- the sky is the limit/I guess this is a reality check then, brethren, the only thing
- you good at is writing sentences that DON’T MEAN SH!T
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Here I go, here I go on the mic, bro,
- Ya muthafuckin plane's bout to get downed by a cyclone
- I busted a nut up in your mother
- How do you feel about having another little brother
- You nasty motherfucker
- Rapping like a trucker
- 4 teeth, long beard, hoes one after another
- You think your rap is sick, and that you live on cloud nine
- Reality is you suck dick, and your rhymes are mine
- Stop stealing shit, theft is a major crime
- And stop wheeling chicks, because I know you like the guys
- While your at it change your name, this ain't medieval times
- He see's dope bars, but I just see weak lines
- But I will let you rest in peace mother fucker sleep tight
- Anyways motherfucker's I don't even know this fag
- But I ain't ever herd of a joke as bad
- As this guy, I bet I've herd better from an open vag
- You need to run and hide beneath the ground like a gopher
- Either that, change your name or your career might be over
- Slick put's you to shame, like prostitutes fucking loners
- Your life is like a twitter account with dumb followers
- Crying over spilt milk like jealous cum swallower's
- Your such a fucken idoit, not like me I'm brilliant
- Don't come crying to me when I win cuz I dont pitty it
- You're a snitch, you're a bitch,
- You're a fuckin little kid who get his Wrists Slit…
- Your just so hideous, and illiterate, I make you oblivion
- I literally make a million a minute, 45 in a period
- You affiliate obliviously, like seriously, I murder this scene
- I will intimately, critically, blow you to eternity
- Bitch stop flirting with me, I'm in the professional league