Battles user171442558 vs b5wtdadraco
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Yeah, yeah
- Ayo, Kate, it's time.
- It's time, Kate (aight, Kate, begin).
- Straight out the greasy dungeons of rap.
- The compass drops deep as does my joystick.
- I never kiss, 'cause to kiss is the uncle of stick.
- Beyond the walls of shoes, life is defined.
- I think of muppets when I'm in an Ireland state of mind.
- Hope the tick got some kick.
- My dick don't like no dirty trick.
- Run up to the sic and get the stick.
- In an Ireland state of mind.
- What more could you ask for? The little compass?
- You complain about rain.
- I gotta love it though - somebody still speaks for the rumpus.
- I'm rappin' to the torch,
- And I'm gonna move your blowtorch.
- Smelly, smooth, mild, like a head
- Boy, I tell you, I thought you were a spread.
- I can't take the rain, can't take the map.
- I woulda tried to walk I guess I got no cap.
- I'm rappin' to the blowtorch,
- And I'm gonna move your torch.
- Yea, yaz, in an Ireland state of mind.
- When I was young my uncle had a read.
- I waz kicked out without no spread.
- I never thought I'd see that lead.
- Ain't a soul alive that could take my uncle's red.
- A hideous soap is quite the envelope.
- Thinking of muppets. Yaz, thinking of muppets (muppets).
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Resistance is futile
- You're like a paper airplane
- You think you're so fly
- But I'm writing all over you
- Ima beat yo ass so bad
- That you are no longer you
- Ima beat yo ass so bad
- Until you realize who's the weakest
- Obvi...YOU
- You talk about your dick
- But shawty you gotta find it first
- Your best disses
- Are really just warn kisses
- And I guess some of them kinda hurt
- Well Fyi
- I'm the f type guy
- Screwing over bitches
- Time after time
- You might think I'm player well to be fair youre a whore
- I'm the opposite of a drug
- You get a taste of me and you dont want no more
- You don't want no more
- You probably couldn't take it anyways
- I'm not homophobic I don't just pick on every gay
- But I'm picking on you
- Not Cause youre gay
- But they you expect to win rap battles with prolly 1 view
- This platform says I'm the defender and you're the attacker
- Well you're not good at your job
- Cause I just ended this chapter
- This is only a little bit of my wrath
- Like a leak in the bladder
- But soon Ima go boom
- and unleash it all
- For you buddy, with me in the game?
- Theres no happily ever after