DEFENDER'S RAP

• Know if I come up in the crib I’m looking up ya wife’s skirt.
• Then ima make you a real P.E. nut running till ya sides hurt.
• Even the good dog wouldn’t have ya back all you gots a sorry frown,
• he with woodstock in a collapsing shack tryna party down.
• And no one smoking with ya; that tree is gnarly brown.
• It doesn’t take a Lucy to trip up a fucking Charlie Brown.
• Ima bring this little LvVon right on back to level one,
• and show em the game has just begun the worst is yet to come.
• You watch too many cartoons to think you can stand after you hit with a barstool.
• To getting to harm you I am part and parcel follow the gospel off a cliff Ima march you.
• You must be misled with a big head to never anticipate the misstep.
• I fucking hated that show man Charlie was such a losing dick head.
• If he’d listen to his parent they’d say they’re sick and embarrassed.
• And momma Brown wishes she had a miscarriage, drank and been careless.
• A dike calling you Chuck cause yous a bitch balling and such.
• She tryna transition you just to stop being such.