Battles PJo vs Balchim
RULES
Judged Battle - Anything Goes - 32 Lines Max - Blind Matchup
Max of 32 lines
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Another battle, another murder
- Gun for hire and ima worker
- You getting hurt, I got your girl flipping sides like a burger
- I can take this further, and murk you
- Get burnt like no shirts in the summer
- I'll make you shudder, and kiss ass get beat like drummers
- Road rage drain my fuel and tag his bumper,
- But you're a bum, i'll just waste gas like a hummer
- Box in the ring, all I throw are punchlines
- Fuck with me, have you think Katrina(hurricane) was sun shines
- I stun lives, thunder, you gone hide
- Under your mom's gian-t
- Cunt, take a number cause it's gonna be a long line
- Whose you? No clue like cold cases
- Have your bones breaking in fo'(4) places
- Nose caved in with no facelift
- You whole skin ripped i'm no racist
- Hold, patience, I'll wait for the right occasion
- Vacation? Nah, your birthday
- I'll stroll right quick, inside your home, light switch
- Flipped on, surprise, know i'm quite sick
- See my cock on your cake, fuck the candles you can blow my dick
- With some icing on it, just how your wifey want it
- I got psychic knowledge, in 50 years that's where I see you at
- I see you in uniform, wearing the cleanest hat
- Pleased expression, all eased and laxed
- I walk up to you, after I speak and laugh
- I hear you asking me if I want cheese with that
- Believe me that, someday you'll end up in a coffin
- Early so proceed with caution
- What i spit is too much, so like poker
- I'll let you take it all in
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Little red riding hood taught me not to trust strangers,
- The three little pigs taught me to stick with family when in danger,
- Snow white taught me not to be jealous and in vain,
- Cinderalla taught me to be patient and not complain.
- Rapunzel taught me what true love is,
- And sleeping beauty taught me to never give up on it.
- The beauty and the beast taught me to see within someone
- and not just care about what’s on the outside;
- Hansel and Gratel taught me that anyone can be put in horrid situations
- even the ones innocent on the inside.
- The girl with no hands taught me to be aware of the devil, and to never sin,
- The wolf and the seven little kids taught me not to let anyone in.
- So many stories, some left me in constant tears and some with hysterical laughter,
- The truth is, those stories taught me that there’s a huge gap between,
- a “once upon a time” and a “happily ever after”
- But what if there’s no happiness thereafter,
- What if the life I live is meant to be a disaster,
- Always looking for an answer,
- Put my clock on an aventador, cause time is only moving faster.
- All those stories taught me lessons and morals, but in reality; life is not that simple
- We fall for the wrong people, we trust too many, and we measure beauty by pimples
- So here I am today, hiding in my shell,
- Writing you the stories; I want to tell,
- Used to think I’m blessed,
- But all I am is cursed by a spell,
- A spell that's going to dwell.
- In a life of heaven or hell,
- I’m trapped in the middle, improsined in a cell
- I can either yell,
- Or write you REAL stories so you can learn as well.