Battles Hoopla vs
RULES
Reference spongebob as much as you can, no other rules,
Max of 22 lines
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Karate chop, but sadly you cannot block
- And you sound odd like spongebob swearing
- Leave you crying like the maniac did patrick
- Big meaty claws around your throat, thats it
- I put it plainly you a greasy buffoon
- Its quite easy, I'm yawning like the moon
- I am trying to move into that bikini bottom
- bad body, sandy got me bawling
- You're a talking speck, barely a chicken peck
- And you telling me to get brawling
- I will get to mauling, cause I'm living like larry
- I am quite scary, sneak you a nasty patty
- It's sleepy time for you, but you will never dream
- I will leave you shrieking like a banshee
- but no one will hear you screaming
- I am extreme like Krabs searching for green patties
- I am ending this off, first I lob your top off
- Encounter the flying dutchmen and you are damned
- I throw you in clarinet land
- Hopefully you can withstand
- The mental health that it demands
- If not your body will lay in strands among the sands
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Bobbin' like a sponge, inhalin' 'em bullets
- Underwater survival, drown 'em 'till they viral
- Revival 'cause they brought back like Gary
- Got the money like Crabs, now you got AIDs
- Spongebob gon' fade away with his wasted mistakes
- Handshakes while he gets the shakes
- He 'bout to faint, get 'em a sponge, bob to play
- Like you catchin' apples, fuck Spongebob
- Thought it was an easy battle, but it's a waste for attention
- Your first battle you said, just to jumpstart 'n get ahead
- Like Spongebob, I get some head, severed you like you was dead
- (The End)