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CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • Rap like me, you'll go straight to the top
  • Keep doing what you're doing and you're sure to get dropped
  • Like a trick, nothing's even up my sleeve
  • A million albums sold and it's hard to believe
  • Well it's true homeboy, it's not a lie
  • I used to sell tapes on Sunnyside
  • I used to catch the 40 bus around the way
  • Me and Fred Benz, slanging tapes
  • All these things, that we did
  • Grab the microphone and start screaming "Bitch!"
  • You fronting MC, I hate to cap
  • You make hit records and you still can't rap
  • I said it before, I'll say it again
  • You don't belive me, ask your fans
  • When I walked into Cali, the place was packed
  • Sir Too $hort "Don't stop that rap"
  • I keep rapping my rhymes, all the time
  • You got no rhymes, so you listen to mine
  • I'm not starting a fight, just telling it right
  • The best damn rapper who ever grabbed the mic
  • His name is Too $hort, now shut your mouth
  • In '81 I was rocking the house
  • I'm a hustler, baby, coming up
  • I hustle every day and I don't sell drugs
  • I don't run no gangs, don't shoot no dice
  • Gave the same damn speech to the Oakland vice

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • Worst dream, huh? Your brother's the nightmare, guess that makes him better
  • Got some more drama? I'd rather a nightmare over a dream, you a wet dream, keep leakin'
  • I'm wrenchin' this shit like I'm leachin' him, tryna take my name 'cause you ain't got one
  • Call me the plumber 'cause I'm repairin' you, a toilet, tryna get some fame 'cause you ain't got none
  • You ain't get none, must be a faggot, ain't got no good habits, make you a dream, no reward granted
  • So ring ring, all up on that dope bling, you fake but you flexing, a faker like wet dreams
  • You like "Lake Placid", hearin' you, I'm bathin' in Acid, they call you old, I age as a classic
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  • I'd go to the top if I rap like you? If you talkin' 'bout this new fake shit, you must be true
  • You ain't rappin', almost mumblin', you ain't cashin', almost stumblin', a Football, you fumblin'
  • How many times can I rhyme the same guys? The same names, still in this plain game
  • Go to the advanced level, then complain, you a plain Jane, a fuckin' redneck, ain't the same thing
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  • That's called a hoedown, 'cause you a hoe, just ain't down, unless you bend for someone else
  • A man-whore, you just Bigalow (Duece), get on up to stoop back low, you ain't rap, you just a hoe
  • You sold a million records of someone else, ain't no way someone'd buy yours, no way in Hell
  • I made a hit record when I spun you around, play you backward to hear your sound
  • You all in reverse, a no-bound clown, welcome to the circle jerk, bitch, you ain't ever been down
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  • "Grab the microphone", no evidence of that to show, your movin' slow, no way to leave you alone
  • Your brother was a better match, I beat him a thousand times, you couldn't beat me half
  • Take a look at that torn photograph, the family splits, no way you'd have that
  • Whatchu know 'bout strugglin'? A couple of pill bottles swallowed, collapse 'n I reach the limit
  • I will admit it, I thought you'd be good, ain't never heard of you, you ain't from the Hood
  • Only "hood" you in is your thick ass sweater, just to make you look slim, you getting wetter
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  • When I ask all 215 fans, they all say the same, "Hi, my name is...", your never gettin' recognition
  • I heard your rhymes, now you'll hear mine, make like the holocaust, 'n drop on time
  • It's the only time you on somethin', ain't no bitch under you, they lovin' shit
  • They'd rather come to a real man, each time a hoe meets you, they turn lesbian
  • You claim 'Too $hort' is the best rapper, you right, I unwrapped him like cancer
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  • Insane, I got two more lines to fuck with you, ain't never had you right, you'd come unglued
  • Quit stickin' to your brother, 'n just do you, ain't ready to smother, you ain't nothin' cool
  • Oakland vice take your advice? He might be lost or buried in ice. Frozen shut to mistake you as nice
  • You just a faggot, 'n that just ain't right, you just the backlift, so don't try to fight
  • Ain't no savage, so drop the mic, got no might, got those lies, the bag just drags
  • "Welcome to Hell, bitch", and I'll just keep sayin' it, again and again, as you get shapeshifted

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