Battles  Gnos vs Dope_Doc

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30 under 30. 30 lines, try to finish the rap in 30 minutes. Don't be a fucking bigot.

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CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • Hold court on the track, this mug is in session
  • Rug-pull the dunce who thinks that their messin'
  • With the top-dollar poet with bars so slick
  • Will get 'em anything but scars and a broke-up dick,
  • A soaked-up prick
  • Who tries me will never surprise me
  • Be rash and buy it, you'll feel poison ivy
  • The welts on your skin will glisten like diamond
  • Get drunk as a skunk just to cope with the hiding
  • Ford-Coppola style atrocious confinement
  • Curb-checked so hard that you'll get out of alignment
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  • Fantasyland
  • Thinking you could manage me man
  • The magnaminous planner with a gun in her hand
  • Head stuck in the sand, you're undoubtedly panned
  • Get your shit rocked by any single one of my fans
  • Stand
  • And raise your fucking banner
  • Or be the sweetest peach this side of Atlanta
  • I've got no pay-tience for a dollar store chancer
  • Bamboo-zull-ing newbies like a chubby old panda
  • But when y'all are done battling the cheap and the frantic
  • And bring it up to the feet of maximum standards
  • Your conventional currents won't even reach to the anodes
  • Your drubbing will make it deep into the lyrical canon
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  • Your sonic gnostic keeps it tight, a little rude, a little flirty
  • Feel free to step to me: Take a whole fucking thirty.

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • Using big words thinking you’ll win the battle, grab your bitch her neck I’ll dismantle,
  • She’ll be found with her hands tied; in her mouth an apple surrounded by candles,
  • Spank her ass with a spatula, let a tarantula eat her pussy in a warehouse in Canada,
  • You’re lacking the stamina to battle the greatest challenger beat you with a seat belt fastener,
  • Burn ‘em so bad you’d think he’s treated for skin cancer, just a bitch shittin’ all over his pamper,
  • His head wrapped inside a hamper, lights dampered, illegal things done like an NBA tamper.
  • Fuckin’ candy wrapper, he’s a sweet bitch, trigger finger got a mean itch to blast pricks,
  • In the hood we sellin’ bricks, playin’ with sticks, robbing fools for jewels just for kicks,
  • I’m a dog in that bitch, like she got ticks, you’re struggling to find a wife like that dude in Hitch.
  • Shit, it comes easy for me, yeah, the pussy cums easy for me, G-Eazy in Halsey type beat,
  • Got the moaning on repeat, via the voice recorder, I’m keeping all the money like a storage hoarder,
  • The lions roaring on top of the mountain, pussy juice drippin’ off my lip like a fuckin’ water fountain.
  • Rip organs in the morning and eat Oprhans like porridge with slices of orange, I responded cuz this sites boring

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