CHALLENGER'S RAP

• oink oink oink oink oink.
• yo yo, peppa pig, she snorts like she is a piece of pork.
• yo yo, peppa pig, she snorts like she is being cooked in new york.
• oink oink, snort snort, peppa pig the pig.
• she has legs that are automatic.
• she looks like she is very violent.
• she is the only pig that we can't hunt.
• if we were to fight her, she brings with her a sheep.
• yep, the sheep smells a lot like concrete.
• we get onto our twitter account and tweet,
• "we found peppa pig! everyone, retreat!"
• and then peppa pig watched as i pulled out a flamethrower.
• she looks like she is going to be crushed by a mower.
• flamethrower attack, i said to the pig.
• now the flames attack peppa pig like it's tragic.
• the flames and smoke clear as we can see,
• a slab of pork underneath the tree.
• uh uh, no, she is not my childhood pig
• but now she is a slab of pork that's no automatic.
• oink oink, oink oink, that is peppa pig done.
• that is a close one.
• oink.